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Dawn...my first love

Re: What's a good height for a bed?? Good one yy, I've just got all my 14 partners to get new and higher beds. That post possibly saved my life

TWO MEN & A LADY Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady. Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island They both had the lady TOGETHER. Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island They killed the...

the biggest police bust in Arizona

They are a good club with quite a rich history. I used to follow their progress during the days of Allan Clarke , Joe Jordan and Billy Bremner. Hope they come up again soon.

Donahue showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell over when he saw him. Donahue had never been seen in church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught Donahue and said, "Donahue, I am so glad you decided to attend Mass; what made you come?" Donahue said, "I gotta...

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

Cool message by a woman : Dear mother-in-law, "don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement." What is the difference between mother and wife ? One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Well done then Dr YY and now for some more funnies. Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventu...ally. Speeding up heart not make you live longer...

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead...

A man is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby you are so fat now your bum looks like a washing machine." The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bed time, the man is asking for sex. The wife says, "I can't start the washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to hand wash!"

Should post this in the main folder. Some of the 'guys' there sure to get turned on.

Re: a joke for laugh A husband comes from church, he greeted his wife and lifted her up. He carried her around the house. The wife was so surprised and she asked "did the pastor preach about being romantic"? The husband said, "no, he said we must carry our burdens and sorrows" .

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little old lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you please tell us in your own words, what happened on the night of April 1st? Little old lady: There I was, sitting on my porch on a warm spring evening...

Aiyoyo Dear madam, I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore. Having seen y our advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely. I am a soiled son from inside Punjab. I am nice and big, six foot tall...

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said : " Here's to spending the rest of me life --- between the legs of me wife ! " That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! John went home and told his wife, Mary : " I won the prize for the Best Toast of the night. " She...

Dont desert us, do drop in every now and then .

Aarrrggghhhh now you tell me.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4...