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Mens' English "I'm hungry." = I'm hungry. "I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy. "I'm tired." = I'm tired. "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd like to have sex with you after that. "Can I call you...

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?" She says, "What's that?" He says, "We go to my house and Fuck, and then you disappear."

mistaken identity la its not me, its that erection2011 guy you are referring to.

if miss Universe spreads her legs then I will spread some cheer there.

#...Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it. #...What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! And What a Fuck! #...3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next...

leaving the tax office......lol.

Yo?.....lol.....

Some old ones compiled Virginity is like a Balloon, One prick and it's gone for ever! Sex is like a pack of Chips, Once you start! You can't stop! An Exam paper is like a Dick, When it's hard! People get fucked! Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both Your money...

haha Quick And Nasty, Typical Australian Service. Thats what QANTAS stands for.

lol....thanks bro.....i've been chuckling at yours too man.

Calorie Burning tips for those trying to lose weight: REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent.................................12 Calories Without her consent.......................2187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands...................................8 Calories With one...

I guess I'll pass on those, I can get these at my workplace hahaha.

What hole? Where? I like all sorts of holes.

Two women were playing golf. One tee'd off and watched in horror, as her golf ball, headed directly towards four men, playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony...

Virgin and experienced milf spiders command a premium...the rest just let ah Leong rape them.

lol...not only the money bro...notice the condition 'used'...after he fcuked the spider now he wanna sell it for 20k ..lol lol lol. Second hand goods anyone?

A man shouts to his wife "Come here and look at my clock" She walks in to find him naked with a hard on. She says "That's not a clock" He answers "It wil be when you put two hands and a face on it"

visit to doctor

Boy : Grandpa do you still have sex with grandma? Grandpa : Yes , but just oral sex Boy : What's oral sex? Grandpa : Grandma says ' fuck you ' and I say ' Fuck you too '

A girl realised that she had grown some hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mum about the hair. Her mum calmly said ' that part where the hair has grown is called a Monkey so be glad your Monkey has hair ' The girl smiled. During dinner she told her sister ' my Monkey has...