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An Englishman, a Scot and an Irishman were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional. * * "Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why, in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes out...

An Arab needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood type in case the need arises.Because the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn 't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries. ** * *Finally, a Jew was located...

ON A ROPE** * *Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very...

*Survey 100,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what THEY liked best about getting "Oral Sex": a.. 3% liked the warmth. b.. 4% enjoyed the sensation. c.. 93% appreciated the silence.

Chao kuan American prick horny but cheapskate. After service try to cheat so should jail him also. What for let this ang moh prick go free and tranny get jailed.

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, ARE NOT: 10. Damn, my shaft is bent. 9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk. 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 7. Look at the size of his putter. 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 5. Mind if I join your...

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, ARE NOT: 10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. Mind if I use your laptop? 8. Just stick it in my box. 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag! 6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!! 5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid! 4. My equipment is so...

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, ARE NOT: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge. 8. Counsellor, let's do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6 Is it a penal offence? 5. Better leave the handcuffs on. 4. For $200 an...

The outsourcing of business is getting out of hand ! I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called the Suicide Help Hotline. I was put through to a 'call center' in Pakistan . I explained that I was feeling suicidal. They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if...

Deer Meat A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad...

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all...

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast of the night' She said, 'Aye...

My friend had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round when she suffered a bee sting. The pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help The golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, Why are...

Mick and Paddy had promised their uncle Seamus, a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, when he did pass away, the boys kept their promise. They set off with Uncle Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat. After a...

RISQUÉ RIDDLES Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your...

*Guido, the Italian Lover* *A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk...

A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Her mum replies 'No, because she is in heat.' 'What does that mean?' asked the child. 'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I...

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, " Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything that you want. " The Russian begins thinking, " Well I really...

Thank you bro for the kind words and also the points. Bro yinyang thank you also . I will look and post again when i free.