Teekee if your god can do this i believe him

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1 day, God said to the Count Dracula, telling him that he'd be given a chance to live life again. Granting him to be any form of creation he wishes, but no longer in form of human.

God: So, what's it gonna be?
Dracula: I want to be something that has wings & can suck blood! OK! I'd be a mosquito!
God: Ask & u shall be given

*poof* Dracula became a mosquito but his life was short lived when he was smacked dead while sucking off a human.

Dracula then negotiated with God, asking for another chance to reincarnate.

God: Ok, I shall grant u another chance.

Dracula pondered for awhile, and whispered his request.

*poof*