There's one old fart in my neighborhood who's 101 this year. That fucker can still go to the nearby kopitiam and sit there from 7.30pm to closing time drinking Carlsberg with his kakis and talking cock. Many times I passed by him, I overheard him talking about tits and pussies with his kakis. But he doesn't look 101 at all. At most in his 80s.
For the past 20 yrs, I have been preparing for my last decade after I turned 60. But I am still around, smoking, drinking and fucking, although less of it these days due to lower energy levels.
Thank you. And to you too.I wish you continued good health and endless happiness.
A bachelor was introduced to 3 attractive women as prospective girlfriends by his parents who gave each of them $1,000.That old hero has cracked the code to the secret of a long life. Alcohol, pussies, and tits.
Yes, heard this joke before. We love titties!!A bachelor was introduced to 3 attractive women as prospective girlfriends by his parents who gave each of them $1,000.
The first used the money to make herself even prettier for the bachelor.
The second bought expensive gifts for the bachelor.
The third promised to invest the money and make 3 times the amount for the bachelor.
Who did the bachelor choose to be his girlfriend?
He chose the girl with the biggest tits.
For the past 20 yrs, I have been preparing for my last decade after I turned 60. But I am still around, smoking, drinking and fucking, although less of it these days due to lower energy levels.
Also well endowed (physical and money wise)??many old single (divorced, widowed, unmarried) amdl looking for love on the high seas.
U need to go on a Bliss CruiseI want to go on long and faraway cruises, and get pussies while on board. Fuck non-stop on the high seas.
is that a swinger cruise? Not sailing out from SG right?U need to go on a Bliss Cruise
most are retirees with generous pensions, properties paid off, and hefty savings. net worth at least us$6.9m to stay in suites.Also well endowed (physical and money wise)??
You mean the breast size ? Shouldn't D be hotter ?Avoid going in summer, very hot. About 38-40C at night!
Yes, swinger cruise. Of course it doesn't sail out of singapore. It sails out of Florida.is that a swinger cruise? Not sailing out from SG right?
the cleaning crew hate it. so much to mop up and de-sanitize. besides picking up used condoms, walls and ceilings get sticky too (with misfires).Yes, swinger cruise. Of course it doesn't sail out of singapore. It sails out of Florida.
The fuck would you know? I have been on 5 of them. The crew are all volunteers for swinger cruises. and they love it. Topless pools, playrooms, women dressed like sluts walking around. The horny peenoise, indon and indian crews can't wait to work a swinger cruise. As for used condoms and what not, that is cleared by the staff of the swinger agency that organizes the cruise. Bedsheets are changed after every fuck session, and so changed many times a day. In fact, ship staff is not allowed inside the playrooms and dungeons. So, there is nothing for them to pick up. walls and ceilings sticky? hahhahahha. Yah, u definitely have not been to an orgy, much less a swinger cruise.the cleaning crew hate it. so much to mop up and de-sanitize. besides picking up used condoms, walls and ceilings get sticky too (with misfires).
Yes, heard this joke before. We love titties!!