They must have lost all hope and the will to survive.
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Best Method To Suicide!~!~
- Thread starter JediSkull
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Anymore new methods ?? :p
Best method to kill oneself is to admit to your wife that you have a regular [or irregular] WL for you in geylang. They'll gladly kill you. :p
Dr Death coming to give talk at National Library on May 13th.
But Khaw Bay Khaw Bu against the talk. So dun know if it'll take place.
http://www.exitinternational.net/index.php?page=workshops
But Khaw Bay Khaw Bu against the talk. So dun know if it'll take place.
http://www.exitinternational.net/index.php?page=workshops
This is the best way to commit suicide. Not really painless...but does the job well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTpa9j60Npg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTpa9j60Npg&feature=related
best method of suicide, without kena rottan to the corpse is:
sign on to be airbourne jump instructor, jump off C130 for freefall exercise & spiral down to the ground.
the perks! get awarded with:
sign on to be airbourne jump instructor, jump off C130 for freefall exercise & spiral down to the ground.
the perks! get awarded with:
- 1 x compensation for the dependants at home
- 1 x wayang funeral, more wayang than most funeral
- 1 x floormat folded into currypuff popiah shape
Please elaborate?
I think; sleeping pills + panadol + pepsi or coke + one can of essos gas + air con room + comfortable bed. And remember to lock the door and put superglue in the key hole.
Fly a plane into parliment. You will have 24 virgins waiting...
So simple ..... rent a car lor.....
another simple and painless way .... burn charcoal...
No pain & fear...looking at shit is already disgusting. Some-more, bringing shit all the way to Geylang. Find a roti-prata shop then make por pia shit prata. Ting-Tong huh. So troublesome to die.
You can use your own shit mah. It's much faster and sure to die.
No pain & fear...looking at shit is disgusting. Some more have to pack it and bring it all the way to geylang seraj. Thereafter, hunt for a smelly prata shop to blend your piece of shit. When u r served with that piece of prata, start checking it if there are lobangs. Otherwise, it is not easy to making the por pia shit prata. It's worst when eating it...the shit juice will be dripping all over your fingers. After sucking and linking all over your fingers...the smell still linger on even after your last breath.
Yuks!!!...What have the undertakers done to deserve to clear the smelly shit dead body.
Used own shit. Blend it with ice cream. If you wish, add some nuts and raisins. Sure to die a happy man after consuming it.
Lol
Mark an X and try to hit the spot...but what if you miss? Confirm no second chance to jump! The best method is to commit murder.
Get the death sentence is a guaranteed painless way to die
Get the death sentence is a guaranteed painless way to die
Suicide is actually not a joke :(
Suicide if you have children. Dont la. At least get insurance for 2 years so that your dependent covered.
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