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    what would you choose? $1 million or $1000/ week for life

    This kind depend on age de woh. For her age 20, if she spend $1k per week she will finish the $1m in 1k wk which is 19.2 years. By then she is only 39. So i will choose per week 1k But for old fart like me is take 1m. But then again, the payout will tie to current age so they will offer me 2k...
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    11yo ATB waited 17yrs to grow big and marry the PLA soldier that saved her back then ... he really has good karma for good deeds

    Actually wait 10 years can liao why need to wait for extra 7 years until the soldier about to becum half flaccid.
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    Terence Ho scored 280 for his PSLE woh, hao lian in shit times article

    When people say psle score 280 does it mean 280/300? I leemember I scored 235 but until today I still doesn't know what it actually means. And I only knew at my time 235 was enough to go express stream.
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    My friend work singaporepool cashier. Few month ago a 70 plus year old man tried to cash out toto 1st prize ticket from her counter

    Friend. 3 mil is not alot of money. Everyday you spend $1k not even enough to last 10 years. I have about 2 mil and I just spend $50-100 per day max de woh . By saying this, I think you are those got money very fast spend it all. I know many uncles who think, dream and plan how they would want...
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    busybody uncle eat too full go harrass driver who parked illegally for a short while....

    This kind is same as gansiokbin kind. Also same as my ex colleague wifey. Eat full nothing to do, go and leeport to nea for people littering at a place that is not her home.
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    "Singapore tops list for richest country in the world for 2025" https://www.asiaone.com/money/singapore-richest-country-2025-gdp-per-capita-wealth-mon

    When sg gets richer, the general population gets poorer, all the monies are unevenly distributed to the worst in the world.
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    Chitchat What did you do during your NS

    Back in the mid 90s, mha used nsf to run their data centre operation, working on a 12 hour rotating shift. I'm not sure is it now still operating like this. Very cheapskate to tap on cheap labour.
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    Tiktoker warns of a man holding 2 sharp objects which looks like knifes on both of his hands at OCBC Aquatic Centre

    If he doesn't disturb anyone, why should the Tik toker warn anyone? Everyday the wet market butcher also both hand holding chopper de woh.
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    Chitchat Proposal of a secret tunnel dating service

    This is a good idea. It may need quite a huge invention cost though. If the signals can really help to link them up, it will takeover a conventional dating agencies for sure. My idea is old school and manual. But less investment cost.
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    Chitchat Proposal of a secret tunnel dating service

    This is a draft of the proposal. There will still be many fine tuning needed. I predict there will cum a time when member will try to cheat the company by using some secret moves or gesture to avoid paying the success fee, even when both are keen with each other by saying I DON'T WANT YOU...
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    Chitchat Proposal of a secret tunnel dating service

    There will surely be basic questions like 1. Without chatting and having seen the members profile, how do we know more about this member, and how to decide if we want to say I WANT YOU OR I DON'T WANT YOU.? Shhhh pte Ltd aims to have as many successful match as possible for a better earning...
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    Serious 63 years young Lao Chio wants refund from agency matching her to 80+ Old Fart!

    I don't do date now. I will be the match maker https://www.sammyboy.com/threads/proposal-of-a-secret-tunnel-dating-service.414690/
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    Chitchat Proposal of a secret tunnel dating service

    This idea was inspired by hk movie, the happy ghost, directed by Raymond wong. In this show, the happy trio told the happy ghost - how nice if we can know who is interested in who, without having to get rejected, and missing potential opportunities. The happy ghost then said, easy, in a magic...
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    HDB flats on Christmas Island. Consider low ses or high ses?

    Not hdb enough. Need to have the childish colours and the 飞机其 paintings
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    X'mas cheer is upon us let's enjoy the moment...

    I'm not sure about others. But within my familee nucleus and leelatives, most of them had already stopped this tradition among leelatives, and only ceLeebrate among own familee nucleus. There are also no longer question about when you are getting married amongst the younger leelatives and...
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