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China announces strategically important Kra Isthmus Canal in Thailand The following is based on a translation from Chinese media: A memorandum of cooperation among various enterprises on the construction of Kra Canal in Thailand has been signed in Guangzhou China. The canal, located at...

Breaking News..........Aug 13 2016 - Latest swimming doping test results for Joseph Schooling - he was found to have traces of ........... Sambal belachan! Phelps asking him where to buy!!

A masked man walks into a bank and holds it up at gunpoint to rob the bank. In the process of robbing the bank, his mask fell off. He quickly put it back on his face and asked the teller directly ahead of him if she saw his face. She admitted that she did, so he shot and killed her. He then...

Crazy vs Stupid A truck driver was doing his usual delivery to the Mental Hospital. He discovered a flat tire when he was about to leave. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tire off. When he was about to replace the flat tire with the spare tire, he accidentally dropped all the nuts...

Boredom Q: What did our parents do to kill the boredom before the Internet? A: Well, I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they don't know either . . .

Robbed By A Midget A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his...

Involuntary Muscle Contraction Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students. This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the...

Poor Old Fool “Poor Old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man trying to fish in a puddle of water outside of the bar. He decided to invite the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many...

What about Taib Mahmud the former Chief Minister of Sarawak (also Malaysian)? There is viral video of it.......

Deaf Horse? A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, "ALLLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly in the horse's ear...

Here's a good one..... I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night. Or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.

What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for? Its Braille for "suck here". A middle-aged man had an obsession with women's breasts. So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his problem. "I am going to do word association," explained the doctor. "I am going...

Never said it is not. Just that it is losing it's lustre.

Ok, but many contributors has gone MIA which is pretty sad. Where is Hornylee and others?

This thread is losing steam ah? So many dry jokes and lately contributions are not even funny. My contribution.... Breaking News!! Riza Aziz, producer of Wolf On Wall Street to begin production of his next blockbuster film titled "Swindler's List" starring Jibby Najib and co-starring...