Recent content by Lizzert

Ever wonder how much shit comes out of his arsehole after each of his eating stunts...100 curry puffs lets say 50 pct is digested and absorbed and 25 pct is stored as reserve energy ..he still needs to excrete approx 25 curry puffs as Shit ..assuming my calculations are correct..any scientist...

Cantonese say Chow Flaaaa Hai

Does Omnivorous mean Simi Lancheow mah chia in Hokkien?

Iwaran: " Will Verstappen be able to win the F1 title before my release ?

Dumb sinkies should ask "If there was really such a litigation risk, why didn't Iswaran insist on court proceedings since he has the BESTSEST lawyer in Singapore..who has never lost a case when representing any of the men in white ?"

Don t try to speak to the deceased,

Probably eaten, not wasted. Huat ah

Need to replace washer

Must hook up with a Sarong Pariah Dog..then Bernard will be happy like Fuck

That s why the beating lasted such a long time..every alphabet deserved a whack

Only cuntry where their middle class cannot afford to own a car.. But then again, it was the mainly the same class of idiots who voted for this party.. so take pubic transport, and shout " Huat ah"

Our reserves balances would surely be better cos all our defence and capital expenditure would be on hire purchase and we could slowly repay in easy installments

What sort of idiot pays a prostitute for a non-fuck?? 50.00 bucks to cuddle? this really is a mind fuck

more likely ah nehs with US shitizenship

Is this how Catwoman from Batman comics came to be ??