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Ferachio

Leongsam

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You are a pervert. How can you think and speak in this fashion to a woman? You ought to be ashamed of your conduct.

Look at me. I have interacted with Claire in a gentlemanly manner since day one. You would do well to take a leaf out of my playbook

I bet you're dreaming about her chichis too.
 

eatshitndie

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what is chichis? too lazy to google.

it's spanish slang for knockers, hooters, headlights. it's sometimes spelled with a hyphen, "chi-chi". never say that to latinas in heat, especially those really ugly ones with short powerful legs from the andes.
 
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Claire

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I'm the only one who actually says what I'm thinking. The rest want to see your chichis too but they're trying to match your prose with high brow gobbledygook in order to impress.

I've moved beyond that phase. If you say "no" I'll simply up the ante by offering some money for a chance to view your chichis.


Mr Leong. It appears that your hypersexual neurological condition is far worse than I thought. Perhaps you should go for a cerebral CT scan to see if the preoptic area of your hypothalamus has grown so huge ~ to the extent that you may be hallucinating that money can buy dignity and integrity.

As I said, I prefer an “educational” and informative discourse about Ferachio, as opposed to your lewd heckling of the opposite sex in this forum.

On your suggestion that others are searching for a highbrow gobbledygook response, I disagree. Language is a matter of style. As long as it is concise, readable and intelligible (as opposed to those goons writing unintelligible one sentence response), I am fine.


You are a pervert. How can you think and speak in this fashion to a woman? You ought to be ashamed of your conduct.

Look at me. I have interacted with Claire in a gentlemanly manner since day one. You would do well to take a leaf out of my playbook

Thank you Thick, for giving Mr Leong a kick on his groin. His tadpoles do need some shockwave treatment to get him out of the state of hyper sexuality. Have a great day, Thick :smile:.


I bet you're dreaming about her chichis too.

Again, you assume that others behave like a Byuntae. Perhaps you should take some medication meant for diabetes. They do diminish your overwhelming sexual desire.
 

Claire

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good evening sister. up to 2007 in sg, any form of oral pleasure involving "ferachio" or "cunnirringus" not culminating in coitus, and any form of anal penetration between heterosexual partners were illegal. it is still illegal for our favorite sbf folks such as nelson, freddie, leslie, alan, malcolm and benny to use their tongues on their buddies' genitalia. if you are not familiar with them, they are the forum's notorious geylang gay gang. they seldom bare their butts here anymore as they hit and run, or more appropriately, cum and go. you're lucky to be a woman who engages in "ferachio" in sg, as the law is kinder to you.

this "l" to "r" pronunciation in things intimate recently has caught fever and getting my rocks off (another "r" word). for example, lanjiao is now pronounced here as "ranjiao". i'm confused and need to get used to it. thus, "feraching" a "ranjiao" seems to belong to the new ringua franca of sbf. i would rove to continue this rine of conversation, but it may have regretful repercussions. you see, my ranjiao would fondly think of my randrady as she is quite a ferocious ferachio femme fatale. a few more srurps and i end up paying rent rather than having it waived. such is the power of a skirrfur tongue.

rrrrrrrr!

for your deriverance of ferachio preasure, we must thank the pap for seeing the right, oops i mean light, and changing the statutes about a decade ago. they were thinking of sinkie coupres going the extra mire, i mean mile, from forepray to coitus to procreation, with emphasis on the ratter, i mean latter. hopefurry, your mastering of the art will deriver the urtimate joy, which is consummation reading to, oops leading to fertirization, gestation, and a bouncy baby. your chichis would definitery be put to good use. :wink:

meanwhile, enjoy the power that you wield in providing pressure, oops i mean pleasure. i'm sure your swine's addiction to you increases with each skill set. my mind now turns to the randrady with both fondness and disgust, but i'm powerress and doomed as she wields considerable might and madness with both tongue-rashing, i mean lashing, and tongue-ricking. the only rerief is that once she starts ricking, the motor-mouth goes sirent, oops i mean silent.

have a wonderfur time in the weekend! :biggrin:

Haha :smile: Good day to you elder brother.

It’s always hilarious reading your response. Sue was furiously whatsapping me that you have replied (just now). In fact, she even cut, paste and sent me your message via whatsapp.

I read and smiled and he did ask me why. I shrugged him off and said that Sue sent me a lewd joke. Haha :smile:.

I like the “r” in your post. It makes the reading of your post amusingly daffy. I am not sure why the male rod is referred to as “lanjiao” or in your twisted twang ~ “ranjiao”.

I often refer to it as Chinchin. There is a well-known joke about Chinchin. In Italian, it means ~ “toast” ie., raising your glass and say chinchin to your guests, or it could simply be interpreted as “to good health”, during the toast.

The Japanese, however, use the word Chinchin as referring to your newly adopted slang ~ “ranjiao”. And so, if you are drinking sake with a Japanese, do not say “chinchin”, otherwise, he may think that you are toasting to his “ranjiao”. Haha :smile:.

Have a splendid day, elder brother. By the way, if you have time, do bring that Mr Leong to see a neurosurgeon. His condition is getting from bad to worse. His hypothalamus is probably enlarged, hence, his obsession with my chichis. A CT brain scan should be conclusive. Otherwise, I hope some insane woman, sever his Chinchin from both his old and wrinkled bells.

Ciao :smile:.
 

Leongsam

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Have a splendid day, elder brother. By the way, if you have time, do bring that Mr Leong to see a neurosurgeon. His condition is getting from bad to worse. His hypothalamus is probably enlarged, hence, his obsession with my chichis. A CT brain scan should be conclusive. Otherwise, I hope some insane woman, sever his Chinchin from both his old and wrinkled bells.

Ciao :smile:.

I don't have an obsession with chichis. I'm just using them as a starting point. Your furry ochio is my ultimate goal.
 

Claire

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I don't have an obsession with chichis. I'm just using them as a starting point. Your furry ochio is my ultimate goal.

You are hell of a pest, and getting on my nerves.

Why don't you learn some new yoga moves, use your own Chinchin as a starting point, inducing a self-styled Ferachio.

I am sure it would help you know yourself better.

Have a nice day :smile:
 

ginfreely

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Most peculiar. Why not post on a female dominated forum to elicit envy and admiration? I most certainly have not heard of heterosexual men reading 50 shades of grey to get aroused. I have to admit you got the persona right. It is a very sad stereotype in fact. Tragic even. Yet compelling.

It is so obvious he is just writing out his male fantasy and portraying what a woman should be like. That's why he cannot write on the opposite direction as usual. Don't know enough and never read enough books to know. Afterall what's so uncomfortable to share if can share so much on the other way?

Abstract:
"Similarly, he does enjoy “dining at my Y” too (which, I don't feel comfortable in sharing at this moment). Perhaps some other time when I am in a mischievous mood"
 

Raider

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if hor,

ranjiao ish chinchin
nehneh ish chichi
blowjob ish ferachio
orgasm ish ikuiku
byuntae is pervert

then hor, what is ginfreely chee bye call huh?

lol :biggrin:
 

steffychun

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I am spending my long weekend with him (since last evening).

As usual, I woke up at six this morning, and went for my refreshing run. I am back resting in lounge. The run has again “cleansed my sins”, crystallised my point of view. While my thoughts are still untainted and unblemished by carnality on Good Friday, I think I should pen this post.

Nope, I am not talking about Ferragamo shoes (incidentally I love them :smile:). And, no, it's not Ferrari cars or Ferrero Rocher chocolates. Neither am I referring to myself, as a "chio-bu", which I am sure, I am one :smile:.

Enough of 卖官子.

Ferachio, is the Japanese equivalent, for the Latin word, Fellatio. It is what he regularly begs for, in the midst of intimacy. I do “administer” Ferachio in “gregarious” manner. I do get a sense of egoistical satisfaction ~ when he moans, groans, becomes vulnerable, wholly within my control, pleading and urging me on ~ in an array of muscular spasms.

I do not that mind discussing about Ferachio, in this forum, given the anonymity it provides, hence my audaciousness to start a thread like this. Perhaps, I can learn more, about the likes and dislikes of men, about Ferachio, in a full and frank discussion.

In this modern age, I believe none of us should have any taboo subjects. I believe a clean and healthy discussion can help all of us ∼ whether you are male or female. As for me, I have often discussed Ferachio with Sue. I am appreciative to her, for coaching me what to do, and what not to do, when delivering an intense Ferachio for him.

Before I continue, I ask that your comments be restricted to "educational" rather than absurdity.

Also, if you comport yourself like a Byuntae (like Mr Leong) ~ or worse ~ a convulsive spastic who spew unintelligible crap or can’t even put a few words into proper readable sentences ~ I am sure I will ignore you, as I have often done, to the many paroxysmal "keyboard" nincompoops here in this forum.

Let me begin.

When I was with my ex, the Brit, he did not enjoy my delivery of Ferachio. Then, I sought Sue’s help. I realised the problem was me, not him. Sue said I did not administer my Ferachio with “passion” ~ ie., HE DID NOT enjoy it, because, I WASN’T enjoying it.

For example, I often closed my eyes, and he probably felt “bad”. It could have given him the wrong impression that I was being “forced” into Ferachio. Well, I couldn’t have practised on another man, as we broke off shortly.

With my current beau, I discarded all my fear and inhibitions. I am not shy to tease him about his moans and groans in whatsapp messages, during working hours ~ building his desire when it is nearing the weekend.

In fact, we had intimacy last night. He is still fast asleep now, snoring like a swine. He is probably dead exhausted, while I am still in pretty good shape, after a refreshing morning run. I am penning this piece with lots of zest, with fresh memories of the mutual pleasure we had last night.

During our intimacy, I will (more often than not) initiate a Ferachio, though I will make him “beg” for it, as I like to be “in control of proceedings”.

When administering this “addictive drug”, I will make the eye connexion with him, observing, listening to sounds he makes, and also his spasmodic reactions from his body and limbs. I will ask him what he likes, and also encourages him to “talk wildly” to me, while I am giving him an immaculate “head”.

Like a dictatorial “head mistress” fully in control of my “student”, I will first use my saliva to lubricate his Chinchin, followed by using my hand to stiffen it adequately, applying an “up and down” motion. When it is amply “toughened”, I will then “cup” it with my mouth.

While doing all these, I will always maintain a direct eye contact with him, showing my delight and pleasure. Sometimes, with one hand holding his Chinchin, gliding in and out of my mouth, I will squeeze one of my Chichi ~ not only to get myself aroused, but also to let him have the pleasure of a “lusty” vision ~ that I am relishing his Chinchin, adoring it like a divine rod, which I desperately need, for my subsequent iku iku.

Interspersing my oral glide, I will use my mouth to gently “cup” his twin jewels, one at a time, also grazing his inner thighs, and a luscious creaming of his sensitive perineum, with my saliva-drizzling tongue.

At times, when he couldn’t control, and start ejaculating, I will demand that he spurt on my Chichis, to “fire” his iku iku to greater heights. Once it a while, I will ask him to come in my mouth. I do not always ingest his army of tadpoles. I am not sure why. He doesn't demand for it either. At times, if they taste sweet and good, I will gladly swallow. At other times, if they smell and taste inedible, I will spit them out onto a tissue. Perhaps it has to do with what he eats during the day. I really don’t know. I am neither a dietician nor a food scientist.

I am certain what I have described above is what your girlfriend and wife does to you too. I do not believe that I have written porn. Neither am I ashamed in administering Ferachio on him, the man whom I love a lot, indulging with him, in mutual pleasure and excitement. Similarly, he does enjoy “dining at my Y” too (which, I don't feel comfortable in sharing at this moment). Perhaps some other time when I am in a mischievous mood :smile:.

Alas, it’s time to wake up that swine, shower and get out of his apartment, to look for some breakfast. I am hungry!

Have a blessed Good Friday and a fabulous long weekend :smile:.
Did you tell this to Paul, James and Leanne
 

kanina

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if hor,

ranjiao ish chinchin
nehneh ish chichi
blowjob ish ferachio
orgasm ish ikuiku
byuntae is pervert

then hor, what is ginfreely chee bye call huh?

lol :biggrin:

kanina

that one is neh neh kor chee, or nnkc for short.

kanina
 

ginfreely

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kanina

that one is neh neh kor chee, or nnkc for short.

kanina

Claire loves to talk about her body parts and sex all the time is her business. You can talk in the same wavelength to her as she so obviously desired. Don't assume every female is like her for you to comment freely as you wish about body part. If not don't blame people to return greetings to your mother wife daughters. Fuck off!
 
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