Arsehole doctor in limelight: Performs CPR

Mind you, the PAP will up the ante at the next GE when Chief Natural Aristocrat resurrects a dead person by asking his next-of-kin the following questions:

1. Do you have faith in the PAP that it's able to solve all your problems?
2. Do you wholeheartedly vote the PAP?

Journalists from the state-controlled media will be given the opportunity to photograph and report on the event.
 
this is the uncensored version

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For $200, I am willing to collapse anywhere they need me to. $50 extra for each crying and grateful relatives to kneel and praise as required.
 
Reddog said:
For $200, I am willing to collapse anywhere they need me to. $50 extra for each crying and grateful relatives to kneel and praise as required.
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so little? Ask for minister salary--2 million
 
Wouldn't it be funny if the old man was actually abusing the good doctor…..faaaaark you cheebye…and then passed out…..
 
You got to admire the Pappy Lackeys who planned all this drama while this unpopular Dr Anus was on the move canvassing for votes. This incident was more than just pure coincidence... It was set up to highlight this scumbag arrogant Dr Anus as a hero for the common man. Daft Sinkies as usual kena deceived by this wayang and praise this Scumbag as a Hero but politcally savvy Sporeans wont be easily conned.
 
he has both your upper and lower holes covered. feel safe when he is around.
 
Did he also poke the Uncle's backside while doin the CPR?
 
Can't help but question his CPR methods.
compression to breathe ratio of 15:2 or 30:2 is recommended, his pumping runs in multiples of 7 :eek::eek::eek:
 
zeddy said:
You got to admire the Pappy Lackeys who planned all this drama while this unpopular Dr Anus was on the move canvassing for votes. This incident was more than just pure coincidence... It was set up to highlight this scumbag arrogant Dr Anus as a hero for the common man. Daft Sinkies as usual kena deceived by this wayang and praise this Scumbag as a Hero but politcally savvy Sporeans wont be easily conned.
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Reminds one of the girl who fainted while waiting for Tony Tan, who fanned and "saved" her.
 
In an emergency like performing CPR, he seems to be more conscious of the camera than the patient :rolleyes:
 
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