Rhymin' Is Fun

[po2wq]

coitus interruptus?
or coitus did not even started?

what? what? what?

cud b coitus interrupted or uninterrupted coitus ... :o

 

[kopluncle]

I sayang my girl and call her Honey
She smile at me and says she needs Money

I tell her I have no Money
She tells me I can forget about being Horny.

 

[LeMans2011]

This kopluncle is quite talented. The original one is a retard.

 

[jw5]

There is some news that will wake you from your slumber
From October Toto will have 4 additional number
$1 Million will be the prize another bright spark from some scholar
The bad news is that the minimum bet will be from one dollar.

My life revolves around Singapore Pools outlets
Hoping to strike Toto, Big Sweep and 4D
Spent all my money until there is none in my pockets
Ah Longs said if I can't pay then I must mati

 

[jw5]

How many clones and characters I don't give a fuck
Betting and winning football bets is usually about luck
Although the series Star Trek was solid as a rock
Scroobal the village idiot has a cunt clone called Spock.

Couple Of Coins

1. It was (S) for nearly a week
2. How many characters are there in my nick?
3. Try doing one with the same number of characters. You can't.
4. Again why am i the only special one to have beaten Mourinho?

 

[kopluncle]

There is a Toxic Ball
He Believes that He has it All
Toxic Ball send his Dogs to Gnaw
But Ends up having it Raw

 

[escher]

I sayang my girl and call her Honey
She smile at me and says she needs Money

I tell her I have no Money
She tells me I can forget about being Horny.

Pathetic!

Fuck her well and fuck her strong
Fuck her hard and fuck long long
Fuck her horny
and she give you money
when you tell her no money
you no fuckee

 

[kopluncle]

Pathetic!

Fuck her well and fuck her strong
Fuck her hard and fuck long long
Fuck her horny
and she give you money
when you tell her no money
you no fuckee

clap clap clap...Escher the poet!

 

[kopluncle]

Some say PAP is Good
I say PAP likes to Loot

Some Say PAP is Best
I tell them to kiss my Ass :kma:

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Kopluncle can write so many dirty ditties
Of his encounters with pussies and and titties
Truth is he can't afford them so he has to pretend
Actually he is just wanking off with his hand

 

[kopluncle]

Kopiuncle can write so many dirty ditties
Of his encounters with pussies and and titties
Actually he is just wanking off with his hand
He can't afford them so he has to pretend

Wahlao...this one sibei good...i like
Knn...this thread damn shiok...unearthing so many Talents in SBF members!

 

[kopluncle]

Ah Meng is a Monkey
He loves to abuse the Donkey
And the Donkey is not Happy
And Ah Meng kicks the Donkey's Dicky.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

A poet laureate kopluncle never will be
When all he writes are sex, cock and pussy
But writing porn script he should consider
Even better if he is also director and actor

 

[BeamMeUpScotty]

Relax. kopiuncle is not here. The one u see belongs to a casino player. Cheers

 

[zhihau]

unearthing so many Talents in SBF members!

Talents aplenty in SBF, a fact we don't ignore
A futile attempt to draw a Samurai in poetry galore
The Ode to the Sea-man's Son should have gotten him ashore
Alas no one else is interested in Le Kapitan anymore

 

[BeamMeUpScotty]

Ah Meng is a Monkey
He loves to abuse the Donkey
And the Donkey is not Happy
And Ah Meng kicks the Donkey's Dicky.

A poet laureate kopluncle never will be
When all he writes are sex, cock and pussy
But writing porn script he should consider
Even better if he is also director and actor

There is some news that will wake you from your slumber
From October Toto will have 4 additional number
$1 Million will be the prize another bright spark from some scholar
The bad news is that the minimum bet will be from one dollar.

Hello three of u please continue. You are all doing fine. Cheers again.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Hello three of u please continue. You are all doing fine. Cheers again.

There is no free lunch, don't you know Scotty?
Dot has learnt this from the PAP
If you want to read more great poetry
The you will have to show me the money

 

[kopluncle]

I nust love this thread ...Muz Bumpzz everyday

 

[kopluncle]

When the Dog gets Mad
The Tail Cannot Wag
When the Dog gets Whacked
We are all very Glad

 

[jw5]

Humbug Scroobal doesn't realise he is like old fart
Totally deluded to his failings including his arsehole wart
The cunning cuckold couldn't write a rhyme to save his own life
For sure he can forget about saving his angmo-lovin' slutty wife