Jimmy Fallon takes the piss out of Singapore Anti-Gambling Ads

[THE_CHANSTER]

Here's the link as I cannot embed the clip.

https://sg.sports.yahoo.com/news/si...ad-gets-lampooned-tonight-show-074000182.html

 

[sochi2014]

Very well done! I love it!! Forwarded to PMO!! Hope they enjoy it!!! LOL!

 

[laksaboy]

Once you have made an affirmed decision to build two casinos on a small island, you really have no more moral gravitas to preach to the common folks about the ills of problem gambling.

Of course, if setting up the National Council on Problem Gambling is just another way to create some stupid public sector jobs...

 

[Satyr]

Once you have made an affirmed decision to build two casinos on a small island, you really have no more moral gravitas to preach to the common folks about the ills of problem gambling.

Of course, if setting up the National Council on Problem Gambling is just another way to create some stupid public sector jobs...

I once supported the casinos as a necessary evil. From what I can see they have not contributed to the common good. Jobs , welfare , social amenities . I can now strike off the necessary.

 

[Batok Seri]

Father knows best.
Father bet on Fatherland.

 

[Reddog]

Very well done! I love it!! Forwarded to PMO!! Hope they enjoy it!!! LOL!

This must be the end of the pap. Even the gods are not in their favour. Cannot do anything right.

 

[frenchbriefs]

i didnt know germany won....that is hilarious....anyone know what was the odds for the match?

 

[steffychun]

What's so funny about the video?

 

[eatshitndie]

I once supported the casinos as a necessary evil. From what I can see they have not contributed to the common good. Jobs , welfare , social amenities . I can now strike off the necessary.

casinos are necessary to weed out the mental weaklings of sg, following the law of the jungle and natural selection. these weaklings must not marry and have offsprings. it would be better for them to jump off a hdb block or into a reservoir before further damage is done to their families' finances. the problem with sg up to the year when casinos were first opened was that all these mindless morons were hidden troublemakers suppressed by the lack of amenities for their true darwinian and idiotic characters to fully bloom, thanks to the patriarchal protection, pampering, conservatism, and care of the pap gov. once left to their own device, these mentally weak sinkies easily surface from the deep and become plankton fodder for others to eat and exploit.

 

[frenchbriefs]

casinos are necessary to weed out the mental weaklings of sg, following the law of the jungle and natural selection. these weaklings must not marry and have offsprings. it would be better for them to jump off a hdb block or into a reservoir before further damage is done to their families' finances. the problem with sg up to the year when casinos were first opened was that all these mindless morons were hidden troublemakers suppressed by the lack of amenities for their true darwinian and idiotic characters to fully bloom, thanks to the patriarchal protection, pampering, conservatism, and care of the pap gov. once left to their own device, these mentally weak sinkies easily surface from the deep and become plankton fodder for others to eat and exploit.

yes yes i agree with ur sentiments,however what troubles me is there is one particularly vicious chronic gambler who apparently has no qualms throwing hundreds of millions of the nation's coffers like gambit throws electrostatically charged Aces of spades and diamonds with a flick of his wrists.....this is obviously a sign of a megalocompulsion gambling of a old women that has completely lost touch with reality and is hypnotised by the bright lights and flashes of the slot machine and the bells and chimes....she no longer knows the witchedy of the hour nor

 

[steffychun]

The kids speak so Singlish-like. Fallon can understand?

 

[eatshitndie]

yes yes i agree with ur sentiments,however what troubles me is there is one particularly vicious chronic gambler who apparently has no qualms throwing hundreds of millions of the nation's coffers like gambit throws electrostatically charged Aces of spades and diamonds with a flick of his wrists.....this is obviously a sign of a megalocompulsion gambling of a old women that has completely lost touch with reality and is hypnotised by the bright lights and flashes of the slot machine and the bells and chimes....she no longer knows the witchedy of the hour nor

any woman who marries into the familee has to be mentally strong as she needs to put up with sauron incarnate and gollum under the same roof 24 by 7. :p

 

[virus]

casinos are necessary to weed out the mental weaklings of sg, following the law of the jungle and natural selection. these weaklings must not marry and have offsprings. it would be better for them to jump off a hdb block or into a reservoir before further damage is done to their families' finances. the problem with sg up to the year when casinos were first opened was that all these mindless morons were hidden troublemakers suppressed by the lack of amenities for their true darwinian and idiotic characters to fully bloom, thanks to the patriarchal protection, pampering, conservatism, and care of the pap gov. once left to their own device, these mentally weak sinkies easily surface from the deep and become plankton fodder for others to eat and exploit.

that is so damning... can we bred with other species like ukraine greek or latin girls?

it could change the entire circus i mean cycle of stronger, better people.

 

[virus]

any woman who marries into the familee has to be mentally strong as she needs to put up with sauron incarnate and gollum under the same roof 24 by 7. :p

so did she kill herself in the end or it was a myth?

 

[eatshitndie]

that is so damning... can we bred with other species like ukraine greek or latin girls?

it could change the entire circus i mean cycle of stronger, better people.

argentinian babes are now the rage. but brazilian chicks without bra but with visible butt cheeks are easy fodder these days as they are inconsolable and need deep deep love. :p

 

[virus]

er... i was thinking of sturdier ones like german.... you know

can wretch the fist and kee chiu type...

 

[eatshitndie]

so did she kill herself in the end or it was a myth?

i swore to medical staff in the know that fateful day not to tell. she succumbed, and that's all i can say. the current dowager is an extremely strong and persuasive person. more than a match for sauron and gollum. that speaks volumes about her superiority. :o

 

[eatshitndie]

er... i was thinking of sturdier ones like german.... you know

can wretch the fist and kee chiu type...

but they also have strong abalonic muscles that can crush cucumbers.

 

[virus]

that why cannot use cucumber. needs a hands on man to do the job.

 

[virus]

i swore to medical staff in the know that fateful day not to tell. she succumbed, and that's all i can say. the current dowager is an extremely strong and persuasive person. more than a match for sauron and gollum. that speaks volumes about her superiority. :o

a female 东方不败 sith lord, worry not Jedi. I will seek help from Count Dooku aka 独孤 无敌