Food for thought – No security breach

[Confuseous]

When the bank manager arrived at the bank on Monday morning, everything was normal. The security guards were at their post. The security cameras were working normally. The doors were locked as usual and he had to unlock it with his bunch of keys.

He opened the vault to check everything was fine. Yes, everything was fine. The vault was all in order, nothing missing, except the money in the vault.

He called a press conference. During the briefing he told the media, there was no breach of security. All the locks and security apparatus were not tempered with and working fine. We have the best security system guarding the bank.

Only the money was missing.

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[frenchbriefs]

My god...fuck pap was a inside job?presidential assassination on the way?

CSJ will be framed for the murder of PM LEE?

 

[scroobal]

Hilarious. This is guy with a Phd, an elected member of parliament and party member of the ruling government. And yet was prepared to drop his pants in full public view to save face.

Nobody expects everything to be 100& perfect. If not HDB estates will be like a Gulag, with barbed wire fences, watch-towers, search lights, guard dogs, and the local gestapo in the RC office. This moron is so ultra defensive that a donkey will outshine him in a debate.

The worst part is that the artwork is there, big and red for all to see. This is guy not only missed the forest for the trees but also missed the trees for the forest. Where do they find these guys?

 

[GoldenDragon]

Lim Swee Say is facing stiff competition for the PAP Clown of the Year Award. He is probably upset Teo has the edge now.

 

[xingguy]

 

[GoldenDragon]

Hilarious. This is guy with a Phd, an elected member of parliament and party member of the ruling government.

His PhD must be from a kuching kurap university. He is better off becoming a Pizza Hut Deliveryman.

 

[scroobal]

He will mati mati deny that he was late in delivering the pizza.

His PhD must be from a kuching kurap university. He is better off becoming a Pizza Hut Deliveryman.

 

[Sinkie]

His PhD must be from a kuching kurap university. He is better off becoming a Pizza Hut Deliveryman.

Better not..............or else pizza goes missing and he will again say "seemingly missing".........but where is the pizza then?

 

[JHolmesJr]

Lol...did they use coca cola drones to paint this mural then?

 

[da dick]

When the bank manager arrived at the bank on Monday morning, everything was normal. The security guards were at their post. The security cameras were working normally. The doors were locked as usual and he had to unlock it with his bunch of keys.

He opened the vault to check everything was fine. Yes, everything was fine. The vault was all in order, nothing missing, except the money in the vault.

He called a press conference. During the briefing he told the media, there was no breach of security. All the locks and security apparatus were not tempered with and working fine. We have the best security system guarding the bank.

Only the money was missing.

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meaning inside job or the banker himself did it.

 

[enterprise2]

Lim Swee Say is facing stiff competition for the PAP Clown of the Year Award. He is probably upset Teo has the edge now.

Wrong, Pinky miles ahead. Like the comment he made that u need 20/20 vision to foresee problems in infrastructure when u open the floodgates!! Sherlock he's not !!

 

[virus]

Wrong, Pinky miles ahead. Like the comment he made that u need 20/20 vision to foresee problems in infrastructure when u open the floodgates!! Sherlock he's not !!

pls take his words for it. since the security was not breached, it cannot b proven tat there was trespass. hence they will b spared from another seemingly crime.

 

[halsey02]

Hilarious. This is guy with a Phd, an elected member of parliament and party member of the ruling government. And yet was prepared to drop his pants in full public view to save face.

Nobody expects everything to be 100& perfect. If not HDB estates will be like a Gulag, with barbed wire fences, watch-towers, search lights, guard dogs, and the local gestapo in the RC office. This moron is so ultra defensive that a donkey will outshine him in a debate.

The worst part is that the artwork is there, big and red for all to see. This is guy not only missed the forest for the trees but also missed the trees for the forest. Where do they find these guys?

How forgetful you get for a person that is so well read?? didn't the old fogger said they source & pay for the best...these are the finest you can ever get on this planet dart. How could they miss the trees or the forest..when all these live in an artificial forest?? they never have seen one at all.

They are proficient..efficient that is another matter... the Best, my friend, they found the best, the opposition can never get!!

 

[enterprise2]

How forgetful you get for a person that is so well read?? didn't the old fogger said they source & pay for the best...these are the finest you can ever get on this planet dart. How could they miss the trees or the forest..when all these live in an artificial forest?? they never have seen one at all.

They are proficient..efficient that is another matter... the Best, my friend, they found the best, the opposition can never get!!

They r the best in what they do... Not the same as best in getting things done. Big difference!!

 

[Confuseous]

Hilarious. This is guy with a Phd, an elected member of parliament and party member of the ruling government. And yet was prepared to drop his pants in full public view to save face.

Nobody expects everything to be 100& perfect. If not HDB estates will be like a Gulag, with barbed wire fences, watch-towers, search lights, guard dogs, and the local gestapo in the RC office. This moron is so ultra defensive that a donkey will outshine him in a debate.

The worst part is that the artwork is there, big and red for all to see. This is guy not only missed the forest for the trees but also missed the trees for the forest. Where do they find these guys?

His Phd was in the art of self-denial and helping his audience to deny.
For retarded dogs like him, he does need a few years to get the Phd.
Seemingly, it was quite difficult for him to see through his glasses, let alone the tree from the woods.

 

[zhihau]

pls take his words for it. since the security was not breached, it cannot b proven tat there was trespass. hence they will b spared from another seemingly crime.

best defence for the boys. bravo!

 

[borom]

Having a PHD simply means the chap has studied for many years and has written a thesis or dissertation.
It does not mean they are smart, as shown in this case.

How many heads of MNC's or statesmen have PHD's?

As we can all see, many of the smartest/successful people are not graduates-eg Bill Gates, Steve Jobs ect2.
In fact our overreliance on the scholar system will be one of the reasons for our downfall-as can be seen from how our quality of life has deteriorated under these scholars.
Look at this Teo Ho Pin who has a Doctor of Philosophy in building from Heriot-Watt University, Q.E.D..

 

[leyasuTokugawa]

They r the best in what they do... Not the same as best in getting things done. Big difference!!

Better, betterer, betterest.

 

[Confuseous]

Having a PHD simply means the chap has studied for many years and has written a thesis or dissertation.
It does not mean they are smart, as shown in this case.

How many heads of MNC's or statesmen have PHD's?

As we can all see, many of the smartest/successful people are not graduates-eg Bill Gates, Steve Jobs ect2.
In fact our overreliance on the scholar system will be one of the reasons for our downfall-as can be seen from how our quality of life has deteriorated under these scholars.
Look at this Teo Ho Pin who has a Doctor of Philosophy in building from Heriot-Watt University, Q.E.D..

Look no further than Charles & Keith - both were cobblers in a sense and did not even speak proper English when they went to take part in Italian trade fairs for shoes. Today, LV think highly enough of them to take a 20% stake.

This Pin of a shit-hole with his Phd etc is just that - a pile of bovine expulsion left on the floor.

 

[halsey02]

"Look at this Teo Ho Pin who has a Doctor of Philosophy in building from Heriot-Watt University"

What is a doctor of Phil in building?? his interpretation that there is no security breach that "FUCK PAP" is painted on a building...it is a philosophical statement... right? awww!