Chinese-Made Masturbating Machine

[Wildfire]

Ha Ha,

A new toy for Christmas, anyone?

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A CHINESE hospital has introduced a special machine to collect sperm "automatically".

The screen on the machine plays porn while the "sperm collection pipe" adjusts according
to the height of the donor.

Users, who must wear a condom, can also adjust the machine's frequency, speed, force,
and temperature.

 

[Maximilian Veers]

http://www.singsupplies.com/showthread.php?128194-Automatic-sperm-extractor

 

[laksaboy]

OSIM uPoke.

 

[drifter]

OSIM uPoke.

I won't be surprise if those copycat come up with the name ipoke

 

[drifter]

LAN jiao put in will Kena electrocuted anot ?

 

[lorrydriver]

LAN jiao put in will Kena electrocuted anot ?

depends wet or not....

 

[Kinana]

Those who like to call chicken can buy this one. Macam massage shop vs osim chair.

 

[enterprise2]

Better to have the m/c shaped like a life size doll. Like that how to steam??

 

[singveld]

the hole is too small for niggers or red neck.

 

[glockman]

Certain processes should not be automated. It takes away the holistic nature of the act and ruins the experience. Better to remain hand-made. Besides, in a country where so many flee overseas to be chickens, why can't they be gainfully employed as sperm extractors?

 

[syed putra]

to those who complain about Singapore girls, this is a revelation.

 

[fookingyoux]

knn.. boybott everything that is made in china.

 

[halsey02]

Arh! was just wondering, if one MEMBER gets stuck in that machine, who do you call?, the machine technician, who has to come down with his tools & WD40 or the emergency hospital crew, with his KY & his 'tools'?

 

[Clone]

I like the temperature adjustment function.

 

[Maximilian Veers]

Arh! was just wondering, if one MEMBER gets stuck in that machine, who do you call?

Definitely not..

 

[syed putra]

I like the temperature adjustment function.

You don't really need this function. Just add some hacks if want air con.

 

[fookingyoux]

Stupid is the word. only idiots buy products made in china

Arh! was just wondering, if one MEMBER gets stuck in that machine, who do you call?, the machine technician, who has to come down with his tools & WD40 or the emergency hospital crew, with his KY & his 'tools'?

 

[johnny333]

How much does the machine cost

 

[Brightkid]

Can machine allow selection of videos or not ?

Any USB ports to connect laptop with downloaded personal videos from Sammy's sister forum ? If is optional item, how much to pay for this added feature?

 

[johnny333]

How much does the machine cost

It costs $3,000

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/d...lly-such-a-thing-as-a-semen-collecting-robot/

http://ozsoapbox.com/world/china-showcases-the-latest-sperm-collection-technology/