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Should we provide survival tips for newbies(members) to this forum?

Debonerman

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This is what I think will help tremendously. Please add any useful tips if you care to........

1) Please use a pretty and cute female avatar. Change it often, it loses it's appeal after a while. It is a useful psychological softener in how you are perceived. It helps in that a shooter will pause and contemplate before zapping you.


2) Try to give an impression of being an amicable person. Always add a lol or two at the end of your post even if you were actually fucking somebody.


3) Look for high rep point individuals. Study them, watch their orientation and wriggle your arses likewise and presto! before you know it you'll get anything from 19 to 22 points a pop! Post mundane and bland replies to as many threads as possible so that you build up your own rep points and power. Then sit back to await others to suck your dick!


4) Take your experiences here as as lessons in how to conduct yourself in real life to make it a successful one or confirm yourself as a total abject failure! LoL
 
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You may not like what I said... but playing to the gallery is a must to garner points quickly.

If everybody is cursing GMS, join the queue. And if everybody is praising CSM, join the queue as well.
 
You may not like what I said... but playing to the gallery is a must to garner points quickly.

If everybody is cursing GMS, join the queue. And if everybody is praising CSM, join the queue as well.

My first rule of survival is:

xinjiao don't bully laojiao, otherwise at risk will be your lanjiao.
 
LOL, good post :), any newbie can pm me, leave your name, I will add your points, but have to wait because of 24 hours limit, so be patient hor. LOL

No need to up me back, please up debonerman for posting this thread, his points is too low for a laojiao :D:D:D
 
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wah lau dont step on the ah lau cos thats the fastest way for your nick to tiao lau


My first rule of survival is:

xinjiao don't bully laojiao, otherwise at risk will be your lanjiao.
 
You may not like what I said... but playing to the gallery is a must to garner points quickly.

If everybody is cursing GMS, join the queue. And if everybody is praising CSM, join the queue as well.

Hi GMS, no one is slamming you for the sake of gathering points. You deserved it. If there is a politician that I would take pity on, it is you. For someone to allow his mother to sit outside his shop to distribute pamphlets, I think that is truly a sad case. I did not hear say from anyone. I saw it with my own eye when I brought my wife to Theresa's clinic.
Don't be jealous of CSM. Face it. He is much better than you. LTK was smart to get rid of a retarded like you.
 
Hi GMS, no one is slamming you for the sake of gathering points. You deserved it. If there is a politician that I would take pity on, it is you. For someone to allow his mother to sit outside his shop to distribute pamphlets, I think that is truly a sad case. I did not hear say from anyone. I saw it with my own eye when I brought my wife to Theresa's clinic.
Don't be jealous of CSM. Face it. He is much better than you. LTK was smart to get rid of a retarded like you.

I am no GMS. You are telling tales again.
 
You may not like what I said... but playing to the gallery is a must to garner points quickly.

If everybody is cursing GMS, join the queue. And if everybody is praising CSM, join the queue as well.

If everyone is cursing LKY, then you can join the queue as well...
 
All you have to do is sing praises of the PAP and I'll take excellent care of you.
 
I am spot on.

1, 2, 3, 4 are now playing to the gallery. It is a very popular way to win friends and gain trust here.
 
5) Another way is to suck this samster dry dry, his name is Sc*****l, if he likes you, he will give you 免死金牌, you can basically bully anyone here without getting any ban or infraction, LOL

Who wants to buy a vowel?
 
I think Alamaking is the kindest and most generous to newbie... i believe you have given me points before... if not please don't forget hor :D
 
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