Video : Female Bank Teller laughs when seeing man with knife wanting to rob bank

[Yuan Shao]

Video : Female Bank Teller laughs when seeing man with knife wanting to rob bank

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Yesterday 12:40 Xu, thrilling scene took place in a CCB Zhoujiazui.

According to eyewitnesses, yesterday noon, a man holding a kitchen knife on even blatantly walked. Claims to rob a bank,

The man only occasionally waved a kitchen knife, the mouth is also recited. All of a sudden, this situation with so many people in the hall are scared and ran out.

Bank security discovered the unexpected situation in quickly after taking the appropriate measures, took the initiative to control the man and took his hand a knife.

After receiving the alarm call police quickly rushed to the scene. Fortunately, the timely disposition, did not cause injuries.

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[Yuan Shao]

男子拿菜刀搶銀行　女職員竟被逗哈哈大笑！

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2014年 02月 24日 13:32

此前有史上最搞笑劫匪之稱的「大力哥」走紅網路，一句「萬萬沒想到他們是存錢不是取錢」逗樂不少網友。而近日，上海一劫匪可以說是刷新了史上最搞笑劫匪記錄，竟然拿著一把菜刀搶銀行，這一舉動直接把銀行女職員給逗樂，頓時哈哈大笑起來。

大陸新聞中心／綜合報導

此前有史上最搞笑劫匪之稱的『大力哥』走紅網路，一句『萬萬沒想到他們是存錢不是取錢』逗樂不少網友。而近日，上海一劫匪可以說是刷新了史上最搞笑劫匪記錄，竟然拿著一把菜刀搶銀行，這一舉動直接把銀行女職員給逗樂，頓時哈哈大笑起來。

根據新浪網報導，男子拿菜刀搶銀行。事情發生在20日中午，一名男子在上海虹口區建設銀行拿出一把菜刀，聲稱要搶劫。據銀行監控顯示，這一舉動，逗笑了在堅固的安全玻璃罩後的女銀行職員……最後，這名男子被人從後面的保安輕鬆拿走菜刀，摔倒在地。

網友對男子這一舉動很感興趣，莫非拿菜刀搶銀行的男子穿越了？這年頭搶銀行還用菜刀，兄弟，你贏了，如果我是職員，也會忍俊不禁的。

史上最悲催的搞笑劫匪，讓不少網友爆笑不斷，不少網友稱：當時就給這哥們跪了！見過搞笑的，但從來沒有見過如此搞笑的，見過悲催的，但從來沒有見過如此悲催的！

話說這劫匪在作案中非常搞笑，猶如演小品一般，根本不像是劫匪，比劫匪本身更搞笑的是，除了劫匪的作案滑稽外，還有他做筆錄的語言，簡直把警察都笑趴了。

那這劫匪哥們到底是咋的了？整個過程是什麼呢？以下是劫匪的作案全程供述：

『聽到提款機的錢聲，我進去刀一拿，尋思搶點，萬萬沒想到啊，他不是取錢啊，是存錢！』搶劫失敗了，他尋思『錢沒了，我合計搶點煙吧，煙也沒給我，這個搶劫太失敗了。』一名劫匪自述道。

說這話時，犯罪嫌疑人面帶笑容，當他刀架在受害人脖子上時，問他要根煙抽時，受害人說了句『憑什麼？』，劫匪突然被悶了，他自己搶劫，居然還被問憑什麼，憑什麼就是搶劫啊。據其所說，開始自助銀行本來是3個人，看到他搶劫跑了一個。
最終，他的刀被受害人奪下，父子二人將歹徒齊力制服。

史上最悲催搞笑劫匪搶錢只為買大力，稱大力出奇蹟，還屢次吐槽『萬萬妹想到啊！』當警察問他：你搶劫前喝酒了嗎？神智清醒嗎？他回答說：必須喝大力啊，大力出奇蹟！你懂不？這名劫匪最後還感慨：敗家啊，真的敗家啊！不敗家對不起我父母的才華。

 

[Brubeck]

Hahahaha ..... I like the teller's expression

 

[chonburifc]

Nabez good one I see already also one to laugh. I want to offer teller a job!

 

[MasterYoda]

Hmph

me thinks he is shy for direct confrontation, so pretend to be on the phone talking

 

[JiaSAInSI]

Chao Ah Tiong simi Lan Sai pattern also have, really scum and shameless.

 

[laksaboy]

If you are skilled like Wong Fei Hung, you can even rob a bank with an umbrella.

 

[looneytan]

Hahahaha ..... I like the teller's expression

how much will you give her tip if she carries that chopper into your massage room!

 

[blissquek]

Nabez good one I see already also one to laugh. I want to offer teller a job!

This is a real story....I was posted to Jakarta.

You know how frequently the Indonesian rupiah gets devalued.....

so when rumours are abound, people start to buy USD$ and move out of the local currency.

My fixed deposit dept tell me of this incident.

There is a heavy penalty for pre-mature uplifting of deposit.
So one day, when there is a rumour of Ruppiah devaluing, this man comes to the counter and said he wanted to take his money out.

The staff said that he is not allowed to.
All the man did was to show the tip of the barrel of his pistol , hid inside the big brown envelop to the staff.
The panicked staff quickly approached her officer who came to the counter and immediately authorised the withdrawal .

That's how the banking system works in Jakarta.

 

[Microsoft]

thrilling scene took place in a CCB Zhoujiazui.

Wat ish chow chee bye Zhoujiazui?

 

[Brubeck]

how much will you give her tip if she carries that chopper into your massage room!

I will likely include her in my will. I have yet to experience kinky sex involving choppers.

 

[Narong Wongwan]

First the bank robber breaking glass vid....now this.
Wif ah tiongs bank robbers take the cake.
The guy who subdued the robber also a cool customer.....

 

[king_of_abalone]

Wat ish chow chee bye Zhoujiazui?

Zhou Jiazui is the hanyu pinyin name of Chow Chee Bye lah.

Chow = Zhou

Hello! You study primary and secondary school in Singapore before right? You Singaporean?

 

[Semaj2357]

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[ykhuser]

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[chonburifc]

this is exactly the response one will have when one hears that GMS is standing for election.

being GMS and porn liu, i will vote porn liu

Why u all so bad? Captain goh is pm material, without captain goh, singapore will be finish.

 

[Microsoft]

Zhou Jiazui is the hanyu pinyin name of Chow Chee Bye lah.

Chow = Zhou

Hello! You study primary and secondary school in Singapore before right? You Singaporean?

Tat wat dey taught chiu in school...bro chiu cum frm which screw har?