long long time ago in a fucking retarded village in singapura there was a male virgin and a female virgin who cannot get along and both vying for one of the tribal village head's lanchiao and attention and male virgin always want village head to poke his karchng hole whereas female virgin always want to suck village head's lanchiao and so they fight and fight every other day because village head refuses to make a decision as he wants to continue poking male virgin backside and at the same time also let female virgin suck his cock after poking the male virgin then after poking male virgin his lanchiao head got sai and then female virgin suck his cock and slurp the male virgin shit then lots of villagers watch all the going on and think these three motherfucking attention seekers should just fuck off from the village and go drown themselves in bedok reservoir so that the village can have peace and harmony and rid the village of gay and slut who like to pretend that they are virgins to be cos they are attention whores with male fake virgin making use of stupid villagers to attack fake female virgin and likewise faked female virgin trying to lie to villagers that she is pure and innocent when she isn't knn all three go fuck off and best die