erection2015
Alfrescian (InfP) + C
*A young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As
she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign
says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions."
The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the
instructions." The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way
home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the
instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is
specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
3. Put lube on bedside table.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the
frog to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise nothing
happens. The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.
She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it
says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."
So, the blonde calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is knocking on her door. The blonde welcomes him in
and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The
damn frog just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its
eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do
this one more time!"
she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign
says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions."
The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the
instructions." The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way
home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the
instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is
specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
3. Put lube on bedside table.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the
frog to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise nothing
happens. The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.
She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it
says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."
So, the blonde calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is knocking on her door. The blonde welcomes him in
and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The
damn frog just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its
eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do
this one more time!"
