Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis

[saratogas]

(AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.

Its a NUT Crack. Ha ha...

 

[ANDYSIAO14]

Power la.... Merdeka!!!

.....On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.

 

[WOOHOO]

ball bearings I heard of using nut OMG!!! wahahahahhaa nowadays men are getting very inovative^^

 

[snrcitizen]

(AFP) - Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said....

Hahaha! So he has 2 potongs in his life. Now he is the only one with screw threads on his shaft. Makes for a very interesting wedding night encounter.

Another story:
Was in LA watching TV news report which showed this ang moh guy in a motel swimming pool alone. He decided to find out what kind of sensation it will be if he stuck his **ahem** into the water filtration hole. Needless to say, he got himself, or rather his **ahem** stuck.

Someone on hearing his scream for help called the fire department. A female fire fighter was sent and the moment she saw what was the cause of the emergency could not help herself but to burst out laughing and the guy with his **ahem** stuck felt really stupid.

He was released after the filtration pump was switched off, but he did not get the release he had originally intended. All on live TV News.

 

[sunny302]

This guy will definitely suffer for the rest of his life, especially, if his dick looses its effectiveness

 

[yinyang]

..So he has 2 potongs in his life. Now he is the only one with screw threads on his shaft. Makes for a very interesting wedding night encounter
Another story:...what kind of sensation it will be if he stuck his **ahem** into the water filtration hole..

New meaning to "hard ons"?:p Comic relief to some serious tones here, Though I feel guilty at some1's misery

 

[snrcitizen]

New meaning to "hard ons"?:p Comic relief to some serious tones here, Though I feel guilty at some1's misery

Feel the same way, but sometimes threads like these, thanks to TS, provides a some respite for those who appreciate a light moment or two. Just could not help but also contributed a little.

Not funny for those self inflicted victims though.:p