Knn... Cosplay Failures!!!

angie II · #1 12-10-2008, 04:33 AM

Cosplay is an abbreviated term which stands for "GAY." It also like the most least cool thing evar. As a hobby it was first promulgated by the Japanese, who would dress up like certain anime, manga or video game characters. Eventually this habit crossed the Pacific to the United States, where it was adopted by fat basement-dwelling, pedophiles, nerds, Johnny Millar and sixteen year old fangirls.
"Cosplayers," as members of the subculture call themselves, are all rabid attention whores, spending countless hours crafting their outfits for the express purpose of winning meaningless awards at sundry conventions. A good many cosplayers are also camwhores, posting seemingly endless photographs of themselves on LiveJournal, or else on their personal blogs or websites.
Cosplayers make a tasty snack when baked at 45° Celcius due to their high concentration of fat.

Women of cosplay

In research proven almost 100 years ago, cosplay is done 95% of the time by the planets, palest, most mouselike, unbangable girls you went to high school with. These girls are easily spotted by the lack of fucking color to their skin, nappy unkempt hair (unless its under a wig), and the inability to put on a decent coat of foundation or eye liner.......yet somehow sew some elaborate farping costume to parade in.

The reason these girls cosplay, is because it's the only time of their lives that they can get they're snatch off at being gawked at by men. Most weeaboo males are so full of fetish they will completely ignore the grannypanty wearing, hairy upper lip, plain jane under the sailor uniform~ just so long as they can rub balls up against her sweet fuku.
The very...very small % of cosplay females that actually ARE fuckable to an extent, instantly become giant fucking cunts with attention whores egos over 9000 since they are the only decent lay in a field of pasty legs and old-woman breasts. Sadly the queen cunts tend to forget that outside the cons and DA, no decent looking normal guy wants to fuck them, and they are nerds and party last resorts once more.
Most truly hot cosplay comes from Asia, but even those are rare sightings. Compare for yourself...

U R NOT DOING IT RIGHT

Friends don't let friends cosplay as Sakura.
Sakura cosplay needs to be banned for cons.

Sometimes America does it better.

But still fails most of the time.

Men of cosplay

The men of cosplay are a little less plentiful and bitchy, but just as pathetic. Men usually cosplay to desperately get ass from girls who want to fuck the character, since like the females, these men are sex deprived and wallflowers who can only get hugs and female contact when they have on the spiky anime wig. Men also cosplay because they enjoy pretending that they are a fucking hero (always from a Final Fantasy game), and not in fact a part-time employee at the local Sam Goodie. The alarming number of neko fags among men had risen with the current cable anime epidemic. Even weaboo male that don't cosplay will still slap on cat ears, tail, and a fucking pet collar~ while they munch on Pooky and scratch the acne on their ass.
The most freighting of all is the growing number of straight men that will put on sailor uniforms or cosplay as female anime characters. Fags do it because they are fags....straight guys do it because they are desperate attention whores that are so hungry for sex they don't care who fucks or glomps them.
Due to the rise in faggotry actions of the men, woman will be turned-off so bad they will start making out with the "straight" chicks that cosplay as male characters, and finally... HUMAN KIND WILL CEASE TO REPRODUCE AND DIE. FUCKING DIE OUT. THANKS MALE NEKO ANIME FAGS!!!!!!
Truth is, it doesn't matter what sub genre of cosplay one gazes upon, it all begs the question "why has god forsaken us all??"

Male cosplay consists of

Wannabe heroes (99% cosplay as Inuyasha, Naruto, Cloud, Squall, or Vash)
Guys that are fucking ugly and do it for attention (Cloud, Sasuke, and Gaara cosplay usually)
Fags that dress up like female characters (ones that really try tend to look better than the real girls)
Weaboo Fags that just put on a skirt + cat ears, but don't shave or put on a wig
Furries
A Naruto headband only.

Thanks to guys like him, anime girls crave snatch more than dick.

Daddy?!?!?!?

Two fags fighting over who gets to shove that Yaoi stick up their ass.

Nigra and cosplay

Since the Japanese don't usually associate anime with black people, very little anime characters are black. Any time one tries to cosplay as a creamy Asian character, the results are lulz worthy. In Florida there is a cosplayer known as Black Vincent known for cosplaying Vincent Valentine he get picked on all the time for being black and trying to cosplay Vincent.

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

Did someone say fried chickens?

The Black Fatso of Konohagakure.

Hall of shame

Death note cosplayers
All of them are questionable in gender.

Yuna Cosplayer
FAT Yuna
Lens flare makes everything better!

Yuna Cosplayer
GAY

Terrifying Zelda Cosplay
I can't believe its happening... I'd be pissed if I had to save that fat bitch too.

Naruto Cosplayers
Naruto Fatties...

Sailor Moon Cosplayer
A typical fan of cosplay... Sailor Fat!

Naruto Cosplayer
A typical fangirl of Naruto.

Naruto Cosplayer
A typical fanboy of Naruto

A cosplay of Jill Valentine.
Look at your own risk.

angie II · #2 12-10-2008, 10:49 AM

why only japanese should be allowed to cosplay...

Yuna Cosplay
Japanese people and their cosplay skills

.................................................. ......................Chobits... no... more like chochunks!

angie II · #3 13-10-2008, 03:08 AM

Final Fantasy Cosplay
I can never play FFX again without this image in my mind... Its a disaster on almost every level...

again the reason why only japanese should be allowed to cosplay...

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Wobble · #4 13-10-2008, 03:29 AM

good work digging out all these failures...lol...

angie II · #5 13-10-2008, 03:45 AM

kum siah... anione iz welcum 2 contribute...
i will add as i find more lol...

angie II · #6 14-10-2008, 10:36 AM

Is the real Robin impressed?

Upon closer examination, I learned Robin is really a fag!

CosFail

angie II · #7 14-10-2008, 10:50 AM

here is something to blind your eyes with...

another terrifying Princess Zelda Cosplay...

Felicia Cosplay

Sideswipe · #8 15-10-2008, 03:26 PM

on a second look, honestly I find it not that bad. She is quite adorable in a certain way. Look at those thighs!!

zack123 · #9 15-10-2008, 04:09 PM

Absolutely hilarious of the don'ts of Cosplay. Hope to see more photos!

shOUTloud · #10 16-10-2008, 03:51 AM

this is damn hilarious. thanks for making me laugh today.

angie II · #11 16-10-2008, 10:47 AM

Sakura & Naruto Cosplay

Sasuke & Sakura Cosplay my god...

Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman in the seventies TV series... nose bleed rite? I mean the one on the left la !!!

angie II · #12 20-10-2008, 04:07 AM

Furry cosplay prostitutes
Not even a penny...

Isn't she lovely... isn't she wonderful...

Disgusting...

99% of sailor moon cosplay looks like this + more back fat.

100% Perfect cosplay

angie II · #13 23-10-2008, 01:04 PM

i advise u not 2 click... or view at ur own risk...

angie II · #14 26-10-2008, 11:36 PM

FFX : Tidus Cosplay

Bleach : Ichigo and Rukia Cosplay

wtf... cat girl???

angie II · #15 02-11-2008, 08:45 AM

..............SpongeBob .................................................. .......................... Bangala?!?!?!

Street Fighter Sakura Cosplay

Faye Valentine Cosplay
Cosplay makes me cry...

angie II · #16 04-11-2008, 05:50 AM

God of War : Kratos Cosplay

God of War : Kratos Cosplay

.................................................. ...................................Priceless