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New Innovation - Google Nose..

tonychat

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Do you know what is called innovation... this is it.

Sinkie doesn't understand innovation.. how can you smell something from a computer and tablet.. sinkie will say," you must be crazy" But that is how most invention and innovation start. Sinkies are not in this league. go suck thumb, sinkie.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9-P6jEMtixY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

So how does sinkie smell like?
 

HTOLAS

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It's similar to this:

[video=youtube;vlGsTMUv6PQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlGsTMUv6PQ[/video]
 

tonychat

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Kns........

need help?

If you are experiencing problems with google nosebeta, please note the following:

"418: Scent transfer protocol error" indicates system congestion; please try again later.
Due to technological constraints, not all smells are compatible with all devices.
Refrain from licking or biting your screen.
Try upgrading to a modern browser, such as google chrome.
it is april fools' day.
 

laksaboy

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Do you know what is called innovation... this is it.

Sinkie doesn't understand innovation.. how can you smell something from a computer and tablet.. sinkie will say," you must be crazy" But that is how most invention and innovation start. Sinkies are not in this league. go suck thumb, sinkie.

A lack of meat in your diet has made you incapable of knowing what's an obvious April Fool joke from Google. :rolleyes:

No wonder you're so infatuated with an 8-inch tablet. Trying to compensate for something? :wink:
 

halsey02

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A lack of meat in your diet has made you incapable of knowing what's an obvious April Fool joke from Google. :rolleyes:

No wonder you're so infatuated with an 8-inch tablet. Trying to compensate for something? :wink:

Compensate for a 2" stylus...
 

tonychat

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A lack of meat in your diet has made you incapable of knowing what's an obvious April Fool joke from Google. :rolleyes:

No wonder you're so infatuated with an 8-inch tablet. Trying to compensate for something? :wink:

nonsense... it is just that the current technology isn't capable yet i to do that.. in future yes.. A vegan diet allows the brain to have thinking concept which is much more advanced than meat eating losers.
 

50000

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.. A vegan diet allows the brain to have thinking concept which is much more advanced than meat eating losers.

I think you got it wrong. you need to burn the grass and inhale it to reach the advance thinking concept not eat it....
 

B Man

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While its an April fools joke, actually I wont want to smell the smell from most of the pictures and videos online. Imagine some dead body or sewerage report. Phew.
 
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Scrooball (clone)

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nonsense... it is just that the current technology isn't capable yet i to do that.. in future yes.. A vegan diet allows the brain to have thinking concept which is much more advanced than meat eating losers.

If vegans are as stupid as you, i worry for the future of mankind. You can't tell it's an April Fool's Day joke?
 

nirvarq

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Smelling Screen

Smell-o-vision screens let you really smell the coffee

29 March 2013 by Hal Hodson
Magazine issue 2910.

THAT fried chicken advert is about to get even more tempting. Soon it might be pumping out the mouth-watering smell of the stuff too. Tough luck if you're a veggie.

The "smelling screen", invented by Haruka Matsukura at Tokyo University of Agriculture and Technology in Japan and colleagues, makes smells appear to come from the exact spot on any LCD screen that is displaying the image of a cup of coffee, for example.

It works by continuously feeding odours from vaporising gel pellets into four air streams, one in each corner of the screen. These air streams are blown out parallel to the screen's surface by fans, and varying the strength and direction of them manoeuvres the scent to any given spot on the screen.

The airflow is gentle enough that the team have been able to create the illusion that the smell is actually wafting from a digital object on-screen. The current system only pumps out one scent at a time, but Matsukura says the next stage is to incorporate a cartridge, like those for printers, which allows smells to be changed easily.

The screen was shown at the IEEE Virtual Reality conference in Orlando, Florida, last week. Matsukura suggests it could also be used to enhance advertising screens and museum exhibits.

This article appeared in print under the headline "Smell-o-vision screens give you a real noseful"
 

halsey02

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While its an April fools joke, actually I wont want to smell the smell from most of the pictures and videos online. Imagine some dead body or sewerage report. Phew.

I am shuddering to think that "lau pao" from PRC is able to send you a video over whatsapp of her " hairy bun" plus smell, ain't that gross?:biggrin:
 
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