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  1. 03-08-2011, 12:16 AM #1
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    Cock´head`
    n. 1. (Mach.) The rounded or pointed top of a grinding mill spindle, forming a pivot on which the stone is balanced.
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    Uncle Botak Middy with wig : SEE.... YOUR CAT DYING....

    MIW no porn : Where? Where?....



    MIW behind botak : HE JUST FARTED... HEE..HEEE...

    Lady : hahaha.... like Mao San Wang smell...

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    MIW Angry Bird : I told you I ordered 20 chicken what....
    I have 3 balls. 1 is erection's.
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    Old man : Don't worry. Your stash of porn is safe here.

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    Uncle in Red Shirt: Hey Cb face, look at my dog... Even he looks much more hansome than your Cb face..

    Lui Fuck Yew: Yeah hor Uncle.. You are damn right.. Your dog much more handsome than me.. Even his lianjiao is bigger than my one...
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    Male MP seated behind: My Lianjiao head looks similiar to Tharman's botak head..

    Female MP seated behind: Why you say like that... I just squirted myself now.. He..He..He..

    Botak Tharman: Knn, how come my assistant wrongly gave me a lists of Porn sites instead of my speech paper.. WTF!!! Got Sammyboy inside this list too..
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    juz now saw u kena hantum on tv ... there, u c ...



    tis burger wants 2 fite wif sammyboy's ah middaydog ...



    uncle, u muz oni sel ur chicken rice @ $2 oni, ok?! ..

    ... juz another 3.5224˘ worth ... (gst 7%, inflation 8% (2008) n tariff 21% (2008), 23.32% (2010), 9.8%(2011) incl.) ...
    fr n original, humble 2˘ ... u now got a whopping 3.5224˘ worth fr me! ...
    tis value is fully guaranteed (wun morning say dun guarantee & @ nite say guarantee) ...
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    Tuck Yew: Really?

    Uncle: Really!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarrickG View Post


    ah pek : minister, my grandson just pee on your pet dog
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    Photo 1. That's a rifle you fool, the barrel points that way!!!! Didn't you do NS?

    Photo 2. Keep laughing! This idiot won't suspect we're going to sink the knife in his back.

    Photo 3. Hawker: This is a great photo opportunity so DON'T WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!

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    Lui Fuck Yew: Huhh...Uncle, I so sorry... That's indeed my underwear...Paiseh..Paiseh..
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    Lui Lao Peh in red : Sei Ngan Zai... Don't think I don't know what you did last night...

    Lui Fuck Yew : huh? ?? Uh..h... soli ah pa... forgot throw away the condom....
    I have 3 balls. 1 is erection's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by annexa View Post


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    Uncle, hold up your left hand like this and repeat after me... I solemnly swear I will not increase price for 6 months .....

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