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No Sex Life Can Die Ah!!!

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One day I went to visit my doctor and he was very shocked to see my high blood pressure was very high. So my doctor said," Mr Lee, you blood pressure is very high, therefore I need to prescribe you some blood pressure medicine."

"So what side effect if I start taking these medicine?" I asked.

"No other side effect except your sex life as it will make your Harry's Lee dick cannot stand anymore." The doctor replied.

I was so fcuking shocked as I dont know what to say. After a while I told him," Fcuk off with your impotent medicine, I dont want to take it!"

My doctor is so furious and shouted," Mr Harry Lee! Which do you prefer? You want Sex Life, or you want Your Life???"

I replied in a flash," I want my SEX LIFE! NO SEX NO LIFE!!!"

So now all of you can understand why am I so healthy and alive and kicking, it is because of my SEX LIFE.

Hehehehehehehehe! Get it Ah!!!!!!!!
 
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