Chitchat It's always a privilege to be a privilege client for chink bank

chootchiew · Jan 19, 2017

Shh... not too loud. I discovered many educated chiobu chinks all with slim waist in a chink bank while doing some investment stuff.
A few of them served me together , i was really surprised and bit confused were I in a bank or a high class club. Nevertheless I kept a clear mind and chosen the safest form of investment.
1 of them was treating me extra nicer than the other 3. I need to call her (the bank) and create some queries soon . This is the first time I do business with a chink bank. I realised even the customer service hotline is more professional and courteous than any bank in sg I have dealt with.
中国银杭万岁 ! :biggrin:

chootchiew · Jan 19, 2017

Strangely they were all not as slutty as any other banks investment officers. I realised the sinkies officers working in any bank are the real and danger slurs.

chootchiew · Jan 19, 2017

From this experience, I also realised another thing.
It's better to tackle a chiobu with real thing I. E hard cash then just showing flashy cars in a club. The car could be on repayment, loan etc whereas in a bank is firmly belongs to one. I'm not saying I'm loaded. Just can imagine if I do mils type of business with them :biggrin:

chootchiew · Jan 19, 2017

chootchiew said:
From this experience, I also realised another thing.
It's better to tackle a chiobu with real thing I. E hard cash then just showing flashy cars in a club. The car could be on repayment, loan etc whereas in a bank is firmly belongs to one. I'm not saying I'm loaded. Just can imagine if I do mils type of business with them

Another thing is when you turn in to a bank to invest say 300k or 500k and supposingly this money is all what you have, the officer will assume that it is just portion of your assets :biggrin:

easily been assumed as a millionaire lol lol

Jah_rastafar_I · Jan 19, 2017

Nigger you have 1 cent to invest meh? Did you mistakenly bring in 100k of hell money?

chootchiew · Jan 19, 2017

Jah_rastafar_I said:
Nigger you have 1 cent to invest meh? Did you mistakenly bring in 100k of hell money?

You nigger must be showing green eyes . Is more than 100k hard cash but in cashier order u know. :biggrin:

Jah_rastafar_I · Jan 19, 2017

chootchiew said:
You nigger must be showing green eyes . Is more than 100k hard cash but in cashier order u know.

hellnotes?

Papsmearer · Jan 19, 2017

chootchiew said:
Shh... not too loud. I discovered many educated chiobu chinks all with slim waist in a chink bank while doing some investment stuff.
A few of them served me together , i was really surprised and bit confused were I in a bank or a high class club. Nevertheless I kept a clear mind and chosen the safest form of investment.
1 of them was treating me extra nicer than the other 3. I need to call her (the bank) and create some queries soon . This is the first time I do business with a chink bank. I realised even the customer service hotline is more professional and courteous than any bank in sg I have dealt with.
中国银杭万岁 !

chootchiew, that is a great idea. I never used to try with bank customer relation officers before, because I feel u should not shit where u do business. But i don't bank at chinese banks, not my main bank. And i do have $150K sitting in my account earning shit all. $150k not enough to open a private banking account. But maybe enough to have a couple of them fuss over the new account in the hopes that I will bring other business over. Might be able to get a couple of phone numbers and dates that way. I can get more, but i have to liquidate some other stuff. Not worth it as my objective is pussy. Thanks for the idea.

chootchiew · Jan 19, 2017

Papsmearer said:
chootchiew, that is a great idea. I never used to try with bank customer relation officers before, because I feel u should not shit where u do business. But i don't bank at chinese banks, not my main bank. And i do have $150K sitting in my account earning shit all. $150k not enough to open a private banking account. But maybe enough to have a couple of them fuss over the new account in the hopes that I will bring other business over. Might be able to get a couple of phone numbers and dates that way. I can get more, but i have to liquidate some other stuff. Not worth it as my objective is pussy. Thanks for the idea.

You're welcome. I'm sure u r wise enough to focus on the business part while enjoying the flings. The outcome doesn't matter just enjoy the process first.
All the best !

krafty · Jan 19, 2017

chootchiew said:
You nigger must be showing green eyes . Is more than 100k hard cash but in cashier order u know.

Jah_rastafar_I said:
hellnotes?

i suggest you all take all cash out and shove it into each other arseholes.

frenchbriefs · Jan 19, 2017

Nigger be careful,u sound like ur on the verge of being scammed .yes we know the chink cashiers sound highly professional and courteous with their exceptional high class Mandarin to the untrained peasant sinkie ears.better guard ur CPF and ur $1500 handbags carefully and never ever share ur pin with any PRC no matter how slim the waist.

chootchiew · Jan 19, 2017

frenchbriefs said:
Nigger be careful,u sound like ur on the verge of being scammed .yes we know the chink cashiers sound highly professional and courteous with their exceptional high class Mandarin to the untrained peasant sinkie ears.better guard ur CPF and ur $1500 handbags carefully and never ever share ur pin with any PRC no matter how slim the waist.

Thanks nigger for the reminder.
In fact chink bank separate English speaking with Chinese speaking client. I asked for the English speaking ones. They are all learned chinks totally of different chink class . The one who I took a liking to looks like a girl-next-door sweet English speaking chink who has her own unique good accent. :biggrin:

jw5 · Jan 19, 2017

chootchiew said:
Shh... not too loud. I discovered many educated chiobu chinks all with slim waist in a chink bank while doing some investment stuff.
A few of them served me together , i was really surprised and bit confused were I in a bank or a high class club. Nevertheless I kept a clear mind and chosen the safest form of investment.
1 of them was treating me extra nicer than the other 3. I need to call her (the bank) and create some queries soon . This is the first time I do business with a chink bank. I realised even the customer service hotline is more professional and courteous than any bank in sg I have dealt with.
中国银杭万岁 !

How much do you need to save and invest to be a privilege client of this chink bank? :biggrin:

krafty · Jan 20, 2017

the state of certain forummers are that they want to tua kang but cannot get it up!

chootchiew · Jan 20, 2017

jw5 said:
How much do you need to save and invest to be a privilege client of this chink bank?

priority and privilege banking defers from bank to bank. There is a min qualification amount but is still flexible dependent on the managers. Last time when I invested 250k with the ccbscb bank the manager was deciding whether to let me qualify and eventually I guess was just passed :biggrin:

For this china bann is an amount I dare not say here or else will get boohoo. ..with green eyes :p

Alantis · Jan 20, 2017

jw5 said:
How much do you need to save and invest to be a privilege client of this chink bank?

$200k get you nothing in BoC; you need $1m minimum to qualify for their priority banking.

The_Hypocrite · Jan 20, 2017

NPNT... Where the picture of the chio boos?

bodycells · Jan 20, 2017

chootchiew said:
Shh... not too loud. I discovered many educated chiobu chinks all with slim waist in a chink bank while doing some investment stuff.
A few of them served me together , i was really surprised and bit confused were I in a bank or a high class club. Nevertheless I kept a clear mind and chosen the safest form of investment.
1 of them was treating me extra nicer than the other 3. I need to call her (the bank) and create some queries soon . This is the first time I do business with a chink bank. I realised even the customer service hotline is more professional and courteous than any bank in sg I have dealt with.
中国银杭万岁 !

Later your mother comes out from the back as a bank consultant dressed like a chiobu, spread her legs and ask you to lick it.

Papsmearer · Jan 20, 2017

chootchiew said:
You're welcome. I'm sure u r wise enough to focus on the business part while enjoying the flings. The outcome doesn't matter just enjoy the process first.
All the best !

Yes, I agree. I think I can show them my
portfolio with other banks, but just park my lying around money with them first. And then see how badly they want me to transfer my portfolio to their bank. wink wink.

mojito · Jan 20, 2017

frenchbriefs said:
Nigger be careful,u sound like ur on the verge of being scammed .yes we know the chink cashiers sound highly professional and courteous with their exceptional high class Mandarin to the untrained peasant sinkie ears.better guard ur CPF and ur $1500 handbags carefully and never ever share ur pin with any PRC no matter how slim the waist.

A message so old yet so unappreciated. A message so poignant it is worth repeating. Quoted for posterity.

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