Chitchat breaking news - british airways double decked aircraft made emergency landing

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original route from sfo to london but diverted to vancouver after making u-turn over middle of canada as cockpit crew reported toxic fumes in cabin. landed safely, several crew members fainted, all 25 hospitalized for medical checkups. no news of passengers affected.

few possibilities:
1. must be bad crew food producing horrible flatulence among all of them
2. one crew member may have smuggled on board durian puff or belachan bee hoon
3. someone must have smuggled on board a samsung note 7 and it burned
 
eatshitndie said:
original route from sfo to london but diverted to vancouver after making u-turn over middle of canada as cockpit crew reported toxic fumes in cabin. landed safely, several crew members fainted, all 25 hospitalized for medical checkups. no news of passengers affected.

few possibilities:
1. must be bad crew food producing horrible flatulence among all of them
2. one crew member may have smuggled on board durian puff or belachan bee hoon
3. someone must have smuggled on board a samsung note 7 and it burned
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air leak causing hypoxia?
 
One of crew farted after eating belachan kangkong?

Remember there's a flight did an emergency landing somewhere after warning signal that there's toxic gas in cabin? It was actually caused by sheep fartings during flight to (I think) SG for Haji. Was it last year?
 
Brightkid said:
One of crew farted after eating belachan kangkong?

Remember there's a flight did an emergency landing somewhere after warning signal that there's toxic gas in cabin? It was actually caused by sheep fartings during flight to (I think) SG for Haji. Was it last year?
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must be belachan mixed with kimchi, habaneros salsa and cauliflower curry in one of the many sf multicultural fusion eateries. you can smell nauseous fart in the streets all the way to sfo.
 
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