And have outriders escort a limousine to send him home!
No home lah. A month at the Presidential suite at the Fullerton.
It may be another 50 years before we see another Olympic gold medal.
It was a surreal moment for Schooling, who had just beaten three of the greatest butterfly exponents in Phelps, South Africa's Chad Le Clos and Hungary's Laszlo Cseh, all of whom tied for second.
"That sounds like a lot of pressure. I don't think I'm anywhere close to these three guys next to me," he said modestly in reply to the question.
"Today just happened to be a good day for me. I think Chad, Michael and Laszlo should still be the face for butterfly. This is like my first gold medal it's not like I've won 22 or 23."
Phelps shot back: "It's a pretty good one to win, though."