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YANGON - Banning Internet access from the work computers of public serfs is "absolutely the cheapest" to keep regime's data secure, said Ruler Loong.
Peasantpore has seen cheaper cyber attacks on its system in the past few years and takes these security threats seriously, he said, explaining the decision to reporters at the end of his official visit to junta infested Burma on Thursday.
From May next year, all 100,000 computers in use by the public serfs will be banned from accessing Internet.
To cut cost, web surfing, however, is allowed but only on employees' personal mobile devices. High ranking lackeys will be given additional Internet enabled computers, a common North Korean practice.
The move is wayang by IDA and CSA donkeys to show they are on their toes in plugging potential leaks from work e-mail and shared documents amid heightened security threats.
Ruler Loong, speaking yesterday at the end of a visit to Burma, highlighted he is pleased with the cheap Jewish air-gap solution and praised the North Koreans for their tight internet control.
Ruler Loong (centre), who is on an official three-day visit to curry favour with Lady Aung-Sung, talks with Burmese peasants during the opening ceremony of the Peasantpore-Burma Sex Training Institute in Yangon.
Ruler Loong was 'volunteer No. 1' to test not having direct Internet access but old peasants said life was easier for him since he has an army of lackeys to do all his paper work
Foreign Minion Anti-Gay & $3 Vivian says segregating secure systems and banning internet is a cheap and profitable move.
MOE serf teachers will still have Internet access on their work computers after CSA donkeys realised the goondu nature of their plan.
The Head Donkey of Peasantpore's Cyber Sex Agency said that banning the internet reduce costs and he wonders why he didn't think of this cheap trick.
Ruler Loong crowed: "Last time, Anonymous threaten us, the inept IDA last minute install patch and new security appliances, crashed our GDC and made us look like donkeys. I see the Jews and North Koreans got good ideas to ban internet, so I ask my lackeys to learn from them."
He added: "The cost savings will give Ho Jinx more money to invest overseas.
"Ang Moh consultants says even with Air-Gap, the Iranian Centrifuges Fiasco proved banning the Internet is useless. But as usual, peasants are stupid, if we kenna hacked, at least CSA and IDA can say got air-gap still kenna hacked better than kenna hacked without banning Internet."
In fact, Ruler Loong claimed he was an early adopter of the new system, after being advised by the cheap Jews and North Koreans that banning internet is a good idea.
"For me, no internet never mind, because lackeys do all the data collection, I just simply read, preside over debates and decide," he said.
Ruler Loong added that he "locked down" from the Internet on his work computer at the beginning of the year (2016).
His assessment? "Of course, this Sammyboy is a nuisance, it takes some getting used to that the Yankees allow the site to be up."
What he has now are two separate systems, one for email and another for internet browsing, he said.
"Unless you as high ranking like me, you want to surf the Internet, bring your own laptop or mobile phones."
He pointed out that other lackeys, including the Ministry of Vassal Affairs and Sex Defence Baboons, already operate in this way but are still hacked.
He added: "I know it is a crap idea from CSA and IDA to meet their KPI but the cost savings are too good to pass.
Ruler Loong said that schools are exempted.
"Many teachers are already fed up with red tape, if ban their internet, they sure revolt and how students access the Internet? Hence I told CSA and IDA, their donkey antics stop at schools," he said.
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YANGON - Banning Internet access from the work computers of public serfs is "absolutely the cheapest" to keep regime's data secure, said Ruler Loong.
Peasantpore has seen cheaper cyber attacks on its system in the past few years and takes these security threats seriously, he said, explaining the decision to reporters at the end of his official visit to junta infested Burma on Thursday.
From May next year, all 100,000 computers in use by the public serfs will be banned from accessing Internet.
To cut cost, web surfing, however, is allowed but only on employees' personal mobile devices. High ranking lackeys will be given additional Internet enabled computers, a common North Korean practice.
The move is wayang by IDA and CSA donkeys to show they are on their toes in plugging potential leaks from work e-mail and shared documents amid heightened security threats.
Ruler Loong, speaking yesterday at the end of a visit to Burma, highlighted he is pleased with the cheap Jewish air-gap solution and praised the North Koreans for their tight internet control.
Ruler Loong (centre), who is on an official three-day visit to curry favour with Lady Aung-Sung, talks with Burmese peasants during the opening ceremony of the Peasantpore-Burma Sex Training Institute in Yangon.
Ruler Loong was 'volunteer No. 1' to test not having direct Internet access but old peasants said life was easier for him since he has an army of lackeys to do all his paper work
Foreign Minion Anti-Gay & $3 Vivian says segregating secure systems and banning internet is a cheap and profitable move.
MOE serf teachers will still have Internet access on their work computers after CSA donkeys realised the goondu nature of their plan.
The Head Donkey of Peasantpore's Cyber Sex Agency said that banning the internet reduce costs and he wonders why he didn't think of this cheap trick.
Ruler Loong crowed: "Last time, Anonymous threaten us, the inept IDA last minute install patch and new security appliances, crashed our GDC and made us look like donkeys. I see the Jews and North Koreans got good ideas to ban internet, so I ask my lackeys to learn from them."
He added: "The cost savings will give Ho Jinx more money to invest overseas.
"Ang Moh consultants says even with Air-Gap, the Iranian Centrifuges Fiasco proved banning the Internet is useless. But as usual, peasants are stupid, if we kenna hacked, at least CSA and IDA can say got air-gap still kenna hacked better than kenna hacked without banning Internet."
In fact, Ruler Loong claimed he was an early adopter of the new system, after being advised by the cheap Jews and North Koreans that banning internet is a good idea.
"For me, no internet never mind, because lackeys do all the data collection, I just simply read, preside over debates and decide," he said.
Ruler Loong added that he "locked down" from the Internet on his work computer at the beginning of the year (2016).
His assessment? "Of course, this Sammyboy is a nuisance, it takes some getting used to that the Yankees allow the site to be up."
What he has now are two separate systems, one for email and another for internet browsing, he said.
"Unless you as high ranking like me, you want to surf the Internet, bring your own laptop or mobile phones."
He pointed out that other lackeys, including the Ministry of Vassal Affairs and Sex Defence Baboons, already operate in this way but are still hacked.
He added: "I know it is a crap idea from CSA and IDA to meet their KPI but the cost savings are too good to pass.
Ruler Loong said that schools are exempted.
"Many teachers are already fed up with red tape, if ban their internet, they sure revolt and how students access the Internet? Hence I told CSA and IDA, their donkey antics stop at schools," he said.
