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Chitchat Singapore Cabinet Minister Advises Mark Zuckerberg

scroobal

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We all heard about Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg. The World however probably has no clue about who Singapore's Cabinet Ministers are and if asked to name one, they will probably name a dead one.

Then one day in late February I came across a email message that sarcastically eluded to our Minister for Foreign Affairs advising Mark Zuckerberg on new technology. As it did not make sense, I ignored it. That email made couple of rounds and I still did not get it neither did others that I spoke to.

Then I saw this excerpt from the man's own speech (from the horse's mouth)and in his own words and its floored me;

"Let me go to another field, Virtual and Augmented Reality (VR and AR). The Prime Minister and I visited Facebook two months ago and Mark Zuckerberg was proudly showing the Oculus Rift VR headset – and it’s pretty good. They have improved it so you don’t get seasick anymore and the gameplay is more interesting. But I told Mark that actually, the real killer app for VR is not games – it’s actually virtual sex. Mark looked at me quizzically: “You mean porn?” I said “No, but stop to think about it - in fact it is the porn industry that probably first led to internet commerce on a big scale”. If you were to think about AR and virtual sex from a medical point of view – it’s going to be safe sex as well! There is actually an important message behind this; if you can successfully master virtual sex in AR, you would have devised the ultimate user experience (UX). So VR and AR is another area that is exploding."

This is the same guy who in his maiden speech in Parliament gave notice that he will change the PAP from the inside and delivered the paper on the need for Casinos. This is the same man who told the dangers of bar-top dancing to the country and we listened with concern. This is the same man that spent $300m on YOG and provided disgraceful and cheap meals to students volunteers resulting in 21 volunteers going down with food poisoning. This is the same man that got offended when MP Lily Neo asked for an additional $4 to bring it to $9 from $5 for 3 decent meals a day for those who are welfare recipients. Thats means $3 a meal x 3. This is same man who threatened to bring the big business and tycoons domiciled in Singapore and who owned Indonesian firms causing the haze to account for and accomplished nothing in the end. This is the man the Prime Minister had to move to the Foreign Ministry to reduce the angst caused by his series of highly damaging domestic gaffes. This is the man whose own party cadres have no faith that he had to be repeatedly co-opted to the CEC until Prime Minister gave up at the last CEC.

And this man advising Zuckerberg and of all things making a massive jump from the vice of bar top dancing to virtual sex.
 

kingrant

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To be thinking of virtual sex as a Minister when he should be occupied with more lofty ideas, obviously he can't stand his wife and wants desperately to fuck some other body than hers every night. The Old Man would have hauled him up and fucked him upside down for harbouring prurient thoughts while on his business trip.

What will VB leave behind, if not a lot of shit and smut? What a big mouth!
 

scroobal

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I never saw anyone with his academic background try so hard and yet come across as silly. Mind you a President Scholar. When he entered Medical School he put off his seniors within the first month that they began ostracising him. Eventually he had to seek the help of Prof Arthur Lim years later to med the fences.

Even this speech, there was no necessity to mention it. Its grandstanding and of little value to anyone. When the flood became an issue, his only accomplishment was to coin the word "ponding". He must have thought semantics was in the toolbox for problem solving.


To be thinking of virtual sex as a Minister when he should be occupied with more lofty ideas, obviously he can't stand his wife and wants desperately to fuck some other body than hers every night. The Old Man would have hauled him up and fucked him upside down for harbouring prurient thoughts while on his business trip.

What will VB leave behind, if not a lot of shit and smut? What a big mouth!
 

numero uno

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We all heard about Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg. The World however probably has no clue about who Singapore's Cabinet Ministers are and if asked to name one, they will probably name a dead one.

Then one day in late February I came across a email message that sarcastically eluded to our Minister for Foreign Affairs advising Mark Zuckerberg on new technology. As it did not make sense, I ignored it. That email made couple of rounds and I still did not get it neither did others that I spoke to.

Then I saw this excerpt from the man's own speech (from the horse's mouth)and in his own words and its floored me;



This is the same guy who in his maiden speech in Parliament gave notice that he will change the PAP from the inside and delivered the paper on the need for Casinos. This is the same man who told the dangers of bar-top dancing to the country and we listened with concern. This is the same man that spent $300m on YOG and provided disgraceful and cheap meals to students volunteers resulting in 21 volunteers going down with food poisoning. This is the same man that got offended when MP Lily Neo asked for an additional $4 to bring it to $9 from $5 for 3 decent meals a day for those who are welfare recipients. Thats means $3 a meal x 3. This is same man who threatened to bring the big business and tycoons domiciled in Singapore and who owned Indonesian firms causing the haze to account for and accomplished nothing in the end. This is the man the Prime Minister had to move to the Foreign Ministry to reduce the angst caused by his series of highly damaging domestic gaffes. This is the man whose own party cadres have no faith that he had to be repeatedly co-opted to the CEC until Prime Minister gave up at the last CEC.

And this man advising Zuckerberg and of all things making a massive jump from the vice of bar top dancing to virtual sex.

well said. such arrogance. It took a female Indon minister to tell him to shut up and mind his own business as he has achieved absolutely nothing when he tried to be condescending by criticising the Indon efforts in the haze saga. Last year he talked c@ck and brag about bringing down the firms and people responsible for the haze. 1 year later and no action at all . still dare to critique the indons. no wonder they basically tell him to get lost. His reaction now is like a mouse. quiet suddenly as lost face to a woman ministar.
 

Brightkid

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Virtual sex driving next phase of technology!!!! from a SG minister who had accomplished nothing, except maybe surfing porn in office!,

I guess that's how he got the job to transform SG a smart nation. Virtual sex is smart!!

I dunno what to say (feet stomping...)!
 

enterprise2

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Virtual sex driving next phase of technology!!!! from a SG minister who had accomplished nothing, except maybe surfing porn in office!,

I guess that's how he got the job to transform SG a smart nation. Virtual sex is smart!!

I dunno what to say (feet stomping...)!

This idiot an expert from virtual sex to cleaning Hawker centres! Even in his own profession he screws up! Look at Heng now!
 
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