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eatshitndie

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best seafood risotto i've ever had.

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dr.wailing

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3 months can get US citizenship? I want.
Bro, my wife and I almost became US citizens a few years back but we decided to give Sinkies a chance to vote PAP out. We stayed on in Sinkieland to help the opposition.

GE 2015 proves that 70% Sinkies love to be fcuk by Chief Natural Aristocrat. It was then my wife and I decided to take up the US citizenship offer.
 

eatshitndie

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Bro, my wife and I almost became US citizens a few years back but we decided to give Sinkies a chance to vote PAP out. We stayed on in Sinkieland to help the opposition.

GE 2015 proves that 70% Sinkies love to be fcuk by Chief Natural Aristocrat. It was then my wife and I decided to take up the US citizenship offer.

after at least 5 years of being a pr, you can apply for naturalization, and it will take another year or so for application to wait in queue, processing, written test to be taken and finally oral test via a face-to-face interview at the nearest immigration office. after the interview, it will require months for processing, approval, oath-taking and issuance of naturalization certificate. the latter 2 events are done concurrently at a swearing-in ceremony where the cert is presented at the end of the ceremony. there's no such thing as a "citizenship offer." you either apply for it or you don't.
 

Leongsam

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after at least 5 years of being a pr, you can apply for naturalization, and it will take another year or so for application to wait in queue, processing, written test to be taken and finally oral test via a face-to-face interview at the nearest immigration office. after the interview, it will require months for processing, approval, oath-taking and issuance of naturalization certificate. the latter 2 events are done concurrently at a swearing-in ceremony where the cert is presented at the end of the ceremony. there's no such thing as a "citizenship offer." you either apply for it or you don't.

That process is for shitty peasants like yourself. Natural aristocrats get offers of fast tracked citizenship.
 

eatshitndie

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That process is for shitty peasants like yourself. Natural aristocrats get offers of fast tracked citizenship.

that offer of permanent residency and sanctuary is always available for despots and dictators from around the world - from marcos to noriega to mugabe to qaddafi to saddam. too bad the last 2 balked at it. marcos settled in hawaii and passed away, noriega was air flown directly to trial and prison, mugabe has sg for medical refuge. it pays to be a despot and the top dog of any shitty cuntry. :wink:
 
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