New signing Tevez: "Ten! I'm gonna stay at Juventus for only 10 months and then I am off!"
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New signing Tevez: "Ten! I'm gonna stay at Juventus for only 10 months and then I am off!"
"To be honest, black and white are my favourite colours, not red nor blue."
(Tevez being politically correct. Used to play for Man U and Man City.)
Thiago: "Eh, you don't say KNNBCCB ok? My mother washes hers everyday."
Neymar: "I can fly sideways through the air, just like those Chinese swordsmen."
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Neymar: "I can run so fast my feet is a blur. Like the 无影脚 (Shadowless Legs) in Chinese martial arts."
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Brazil players: "Alamak, the match is only 5 minutes old and you all are already fighting to see who gets Neymar's jersey after the match. Can you all wait until the match is over?"
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Neymar: "KNN Pique, I am going to be your new team-mate at Barcelona and yet you whacked me so hard."
Pique: "Sorry hor, but I am going to transfer to Real Madrid tomorrow and therefore I must whack you hard."
Torres: "Hey Luiz, my Chelsea buddy. We are club mates, so go easy on me ok?"
Luiz: "OK, on the count of three, I stick out my leg and you dive over it...One, two...alamak, you dived too early lah!"
Iniesta: "Wah lau eh. I have never been three goals down before. Very strange feeling..."
Iniesta: "Eh Torres, before the game you said you are better than Neymar and Fred. So can you do something about the situation now?"
Torres: "I only said I was better looking."
I am at a loss for words on how to caption my own pic.
Rodgers: "I want a heart-to-heart talk with my captain. Tell me honestly, what is the chance of Liverpool winning the EPL title?"
Gerrard: "I thought we are having a serious talk?"
Rodgers: "OK, ok, what is the chance of Liverpool qualifying for the Champions League?"
Gerrard: "You are a real joker boss."
Rodgers: "Europa League?"
Gerrard: "If we are lucky and have no injuries, and if Suarez doesn't goes round biting people."
Rodgers: "It's confirmed then. I will sell Suarez."
Gerrard: "Hey boss, I would like to ask for a transfer?"
Rodgers: "To where? Chelsea, Man City, Real Madrid, Barcelona, Juventus?"
Gerrard: "No lah, it is a smaller club but still has more ambition than Liverpool and has more chance to win a league title."
Rodgers: "Tottenham? Swansea?"
Gerrard: "Woodlands Wellington."
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AVB: "Oi! Where you going? The game is only 10 minutes old."
Defoe: "To Geylang to massage my hamstring."
Neymar: Hey Lionel, I am so happy to be invited to the team blanket party,
Does all new players get invited? I'm sure it will be fun, looking forward to it.
Messi: Yeah, sure it will be a lot of fun especially for us, and you will get something
when we blanket you, that's a surprise for you. We are ALL looking forward to it too.
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