Wilshere: "I had two chances and I scored one goal. Quite good leh."
Wenger: "Own goal doesn't count."
Wilshere: Boss! How about a wage increase?
Wenger: Wait, first I'm in queque!
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Wilshere: Boss! How about a wage increase?
Wenger: Wait, first I'm in queque!
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Neuer : My wife 42 months pregnant and the tummy this big man.
This caption already provided by the advertising boards, questioning Arsenal: "Are you UEFA Champions League level?"
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Ferguson: “Who said my missus looks like Ho Ching? I will punch his face.”
Anderson (eyes popping out, getting distracted and losing the ball): "Wah, Ho Ching! What a beauty!"<o:p></o:p>
Welbeck: "What happened?"
Jones:"I was running along, minding my own business. Then I looked up and saw her in the stands smiling at me, and I lost my footing and slipped."
Welbeck: "Wah, is she so pretty?"
Jones: "No. So ugly."
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Torres: "Hey, Lampard and Mata are wearing my stolen boots! No wonder they have been scoring the goals."
Boateng: "Wah, durian tastes so delicious!"
Other Milan players: "Let us try! Let us lick your tongue!"
Puyol: "KNN, who ate durian and anyhow threw the husk at my head huh?"
Messi and Alves: "Phew, Montolivo's (Milan player) fart is so smelly. He must have been eating durian."
Balotelli: "Wahahaha! So I am not the most smelly AC Milan player."
AC Milan coach Massimiliano Allegri: "Hehe. My D24 strategy worked perfectly. In the return leg, I will make my players eat stinky tofu."
Fergie : Guess which hand I farted into. If you get it correct then you get to smell it.
Torres: "That's it! I am going to quit Chelsea. Having to do push-ups as punishment whenever we miss a chance is just so unfair. I end up with the biggest biceps at Chelsea."
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Wilshire: "What the heck! We have to do sit-ups for every chance we miss. I can't do sit-ups but I can do push-ups. I want to go to Chelsea."
Hibbert: "Don't move! There is a mosquito on your ear. Let me just flick it off with my boot ever so gently."
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Torres: "Boo hoo hoo! I also cannot do sit-ups. That means I can't transfer to Arsenal."
Nani: "WTF, Suarez complained about having to do chin-ups at Liverpool, Torres about push-ups at Chelsea and Wilshre about sit-ups at Arsenal. Wait till they come to Man U. And I still can't be a first-team regular even with my somersaults."
Anderson: "I can't do chin-ups, push-ups, sit-ups or somersaults. But I can do tummy-out!"
Jones: "Sibeh cham. Cannot do somersaults, so cannot become a first-team regular."
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