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Falcao: "You know why I am not scoring goals in England? Because only in England do I encounter defenders making foul tackles with their heads! KNN!!"
"Nooo! Mario, don't do it! Don't fight with Gerrard to take the penalty!"
(Mario Balotelli made headlines for snatching penalty-taking duty from Jordan Henderson in Steven Gerrard's absence."
Mourinho: "Referee, hurry up and blow for full-time lah! I want to lau sai orredy!"
Unknown Man Utd substitute in the back row with eyes closed: "Wah, king Louie has used up all the 3 substitutions. No more chance to play today, might as well take a nap. Those late-night casino outings are really killing me."
Fellaini: "Hey ref, election is coming. The parking warden didn't book me, the traffic police gave me a chance and closed one eye, the HDB allow me to pay off my outstanding utility bills later....how come you never pun chance? Scarly I too lan and vote for the opposition, then you know."
Dani Alves: "Tin Pei Ling just announced that she is pregnant."
Suarez: "Oh shit! I hope the baby does not have bunny teeth otherwise her hubby will find out the truth."
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Huntelaar: "What Section 377A of the Penal Code (Singapore) are you talking about?"
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Fernandinho: "My Adidas is better than your Nike!"
"Adidas lan jeow! Nike my head! Puma is the bestest!"
"So if Mourinho instructed his Chelsea team to "park the bus", then our Plan B is to move the goal."
Ferguson: "I don't know what new manager van Gaal mean when he talks about trying to get the players to understand his philosophy. Do you?"
Scholes: "I only know Fergie kiddology, donch know simi si philosophy."
Johnny Evans: "I have seen it and now I believe! That Fellaini guy has a giant magnet inside his breast bone which the football sticks to."
Everton's managerial team (Steve Round, David Moyes, Philip Neville): "We have seen her in person and now we believe what we have read on social media. That Xiaxue blogger is really fugly."
Gerrard: "Wah, how to explain to missus why I am home so early? She will said I took MC and skipped work again."
(Steven Gerrard sent off after 38 seconds against Man Utd.)
Anfield crowd singing to Gerrard as he walks off: "..Walk on, walk on...With hope in your heart...And you’ll never walk alone...You’ll never walk alone."
Gerrard: "Arrrggghhh!!!! Shut up lah!"
Herrera: "Eh, your action just like me and Mata. You also know this dance move meh?"
Coutinho: "I am Brazilian mah, and I know how to samba."
Sakho: "Phew, so smelly! KNN Rooney. Next time you fart please say "excuse me" first lah!"
van Gaal: "So are you OK with the offer from our bookie Ah Long?? $100,000 to lose the match, and a $50,000 bonus to have a Liverpool player sent off?"
Rodgers: "Double confirm eh sai!"
van Gaal: "Ho say liao!"
(van Gaal and Rodgers shake hands before the match.)
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