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    PSG keeper Sirigu (in grey): "Let me go! I just want to exchange jerseys! My wife asked me to get their cute pink jersey, otherwise she will not let me f**k her tonight."

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    Evian keeper Laquait: "Goalkeepers exchange jerseys with goalkeepers. You can exchange with me. Forget about f**king your wife tonight, it is only for one night."

    Sirigu: "But you don't understand. The last time I had sex with her was a year ago."

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    Jones: "Get out of the way if you don't want to be hurt. This is MY ball!"
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    Bobby Tambling (Chelsea's record goalscorer): "Boohoohoo! Lampard is going to break my goalscoring record!"
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    Ferguson: "You never show respect to me! We have just become champions for the 20th time and you don't even bother to greet me."

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    Referee Phil Dowd: "KNN, referees also have to give guard of honour to the champions!!?? If I did not kelong everytime I am in charge of Man U games, Man U will not be champions. I think Man U should give me and my colleagues a guard of honor."

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    Of course i am angry with suarez for getting the 10 games ban.
    After our management meeting, we will not sell him, we will make him
    a better person next season. First, we send him for anger managment class,
    and after the ban next season, he will wear a dog muzzle for the rest of the
    season, while playing.

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    Veteran Brazil team-mate: "Eh, ah bui, you seem to have put on some weight."

    Ronaldo: "Blame it on the bak kwa, the you char kway, the char kway teow, the roast duck and roast suckling pig. Good thing I avoided the orh luak (oyster omelette)."
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    Mourinho: "Barcelona lose by 7 goals to Bayern Munich. Now I feel much better."

    (Mourinho's Real Madrid lost 3 - 4 to Borussia Dortmund.)
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    Ashley Cole: "This new manager Benitez is damn strict. Don't even allow us to go to toilet so I boh pian but to piss on the training pitch. And I've got so much piss!"
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    Coach: "Messi, we need you to score 8 goals against Bayern Munich to overturn the 7 goal deficit. Eh sia boh?"

    Messi: "Can, no problem. How much time do I have?"

    Coach: "Err...30 minutes?"

    Messi (sarcastic): "So much time meh? I don't need lah. You can put me on with only 15 minutes remaining."

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    Torres: "People said I am Zorro. Or did I hear Zero?"
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    Lampard: "Oi, Ashley Cole and John Terry, please watch where you are aiming when you are pissing."

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    Benitez: "Are you sure this 'no toilet break' rule is a good idea?"

    Assistant manager Zenden: "Good idea. We have fired the groundsman and save some money. Just make the players piss all over the pitch, not just around the centre circle."

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    Suarez: "Are you still upset with me for biting Ivanovic?"

    Mrs. Suarez: "Yes! You never bite me so passionately during our love-making."

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    Coutinho: "Aaargh!!"

    Tiote: "I never touched you!"

    Coutinho: "It's your smell! You are smelly!"

    Tiote: "Then why are you holding your ear and not your nose?"

    Coutinho: "Oops, my bad! My play-acting is bad. Hee hee!"

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    Kolarov: "Eeeeks! Your boots are pink!"

    Aguero: "Kolarov, my advice to you is: never be lazy and ask your wife to buy your boots."

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    Gomez : I heard that u are born a natural goal scorer, i would like to inherit your genes..

    Messi : You??? Impossible!! I'm not gay!! Hey! What are u doing to me?!?!


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    Don't listen to rumours, this will be my new club next season.
    Written on this sheet of paper, come, come, come and get it.

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    Anichebe: "I can control the ball with my tongue. I move my tongue right, and the ball goes right."

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