You can use this apology to address the forummers. I wrote it for Pinky to address the voters, but you can use it first if you like.
"We are sorry for what has happened in the past. Please give us one more chance to be for you and with you. Please vote for us and make sure all our over, errr, I mean under-paid Weighty Ministars can continue to screw, errr, I mean serve you better once again. If you vote for us more, the more we will show you how much we are for you and with you even more. Don't forget how much our founding father has done to help you and your family be for you and with you. The white hairs on our heads and even those in our armpits and pubic area are because we have always been for you and with you. So vote for us and be sure that we will never backstab anyone. All we will say after the election results are out is "Heng Ah!" and we can throw in a few feminine giggles and clenched fists if you like. If you don't vote for us, we will just go boohoohoo. So please don't boo us and vote for us, because the more you vote for us, the more we are for you and with you even more."