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Fight at karaoke bar in China leaves singer with microphone -- stuck in his rectum

makapaaa

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Fight at karaoke bar in China leaves singer with microphone -- stuck in his rectum
Posted on 15 August 2015 | 3,553 views | 13 comments



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A Chinese singer got a 10-inch long "cylindrical object" stuck in his rectum after an alleged fight at the karaoke bar.

According to DailyMail via AsianTown, the man arrived at hospital in Guangzhou, southern China, on Aug 8.

The patient refused to explain how the object had got there, but media reports suggest that the object was inserted into his body during the fight.

The middle-aged man, named only by his surname Cai, had no visible injuries when he arrived at the First Affiliated Hospital of Guangzhou University of Chinese Medicine.

However, he had a strange and pained expression on his face and pointed at his rear to the staff.

Doctors were then shocked to find a microphone-shaped object in the X-Ray scan.

Surgeons initially tried to extract the object from the man's anus but found that it was lodged in too deeply so they had to operate on him.

He had to go through a two-hour operation to have it removed.

They opened Mr Cai up from his abdomen, they were able to remove the object. It had aleady been inside the man for 27 hours before he sought medical help.

Although the doctors did not disclose what exactly the object was, they revealed that it measured approximate 10 inches in length and 1.5 inches in diameter and was made of plastic.

The man is now recuperating in the hospital and has refused interviews by the media.

Dr Sun, who treated the man, said that he had previously treated a man in a similar disposition.

A chef had come into the hospital with a lodged cucumber, which had split his colon.

The doctor advised that foreign objects in rectum shouldn't be treated lightly. In certain circumstances it could even lead to death.
 

Semaj2357

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Re: Fight at karaoke bar in China leaves singer with microphone -- stuck in his rectu

The man is now recuperating in the hospital and has refused interviews by the media.
must be a very shy moonie....crooning in the dark where the sun don't shine, and singing the low baritone pitch.
he should be from the wong clan, as they all can't sing :p
 

kopiOcheebye

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Re: Fight at karaoke bar in China leaves singer with microphone -- stuck in his rectu

lucky for him its not the whole karaoke set
 

Leongsam

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Re: Fight at karaoke bar in China leaves singer with microphone -- stuck in his rectu

Will the microphone be returned to the KTV lounge?
 

nkfnkfnkf

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Re: Fight at karaoke bar in China leaves singer with microphone -- stuck in his rectu

This proved that the Shaolin Gongfu Tiongs already learned how to fight brutally. SG mata won't be able to handle them or the mata batons will go up their assholes.
 

xpo2015

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Re: Fight at karaoke bar in China leaves singer with microphone -- stuck in his rectu

Must be a bad singer like Wong Can't Sing!
 

steffychun

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Re: Fight at karaoke bar in China leaves singer with microphone -- stuck in his rectu

He thought the microphone was a butt plug--BDSM
 

pinkielee

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Re: Fight at karaoke bar in China leaves singer with microphone -- stuck in his rectu

seems like he is using his stomach to sing
 

jw5

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Re: Fight at karaoke bar in China leaves singer with microphone -- stuck in his rectu

Yes. It will be wiped with a dirty cloth and it's good to go. :biggrin:

Will the microphone be returned to the KTV lounge?
 
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