PAP New Nightmare

Reddog · Jul 10, 2015

Not another Roy.
Not another Amos.
Not even Jover Chew.

BUT because Teck Yew and his CEO have no clue as to the actual cause for the 7 July breakdowns, another similar or worst breakdown can happen again and again.

Should this next mother-of-all-MRT-BREAKDOWNS happen one or two days prior to polling day, the pap stands to lose 200,000 votes among affected commuters alone. In that case, Teck Yew , Desmond and company can retire early to enjoy their million dollar savings.

The pap must be desperately trying to link this MRT breakdown with AHPETC. Ha Ha.

Mr. Brown: "Teck Yew".

Microsoft · Jul 10, 2015

if fault is due to overloading...dun think dey will announce... :biggrin:

laksaboy · Jul 10, 2015

Tuck Nei Lo Mo! :mad:

laksaboy · Jul 10, 2015

Microsoft said:
if fault is due to overloading...dun think dey will announce...

Yeah, those chickenshit PAP minions wouldn't want to cross the aristocratic son of their beloved ah gong. :wink:

jw5 · Jul 10, 2015

PAP's new nightmare is that Toothpick Zorro actually has work to do. :wink:

Microsoft · Jul 11, 2015

laksaboy said:
Yeah, those chickenshit PAP minions wouldn't want to cross the aristocratic son of their beloved ah gong.

can jus simply say...normal wear and tear will do... :biggrin:

Dark Knight · Jul 11, 2015

Spokesman: After engaging an "independent consultant" to consult us on the breakdown, there's was no fault found as the fault cannot be duplicated during the re-enact process.

looneytan · Jul 11, 2015

Microsoft said:
if fault is due to overloading...dun think dey will announce...

where got overloaded wan .. trains are built to carry load until like that

3_M · Jul 11, 2015

Reddog said:
The pap must be desperately trying to link this MRT breakdown with AHPETC. Ha Ha.

Mr. Brown: "Teck Yew".

The public in general don't really care too much about APEHTC since it something that not affecting them. But transport issues if not settle is one hot potato that could potentially undermine pap efforts to sweeten the ground prior to GE.

Microsoft · Jul 11, 2015

looneytan said:
where got overloaded wan .. trains are built to carry load until like that

arr tat remind moi...India make de best train in de world...lidat still can move...power... :biggrin:

laksaboy · Jul 11, 2015

3_M said:
The public in general don't really care too much about APEHTC since it something that not affecting them. But transport issues if not settle is one hot potato that could potentially undermine pap efforts to sweeten the ground prior to GE.

Hence the broadcast of the 'Declaration of Independence' by their dead god. :wink:

frenchbriefs · Jul 11, 2015

what if the external consultant comes back and tells them the train system is overloaded and it will cost 5 to 10 billion for a complete overhaul?

Dark Knight · Jul 11, 2015

frenchbriefs said:
what if the external consultant comes back and tells them the train system is overloaded and it will cost 5 to 10 billion for a complete overhaul?

[video=youtube;4Prc1UfuokY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Prc1UfuokY[/video]

Con-sultant #1: well ..... that's a "big" of a problem, you see our findings has it the entire train system has been overloaded.
Con-sultant #2: we must be diplomatic ........
Con-sultant #1: and of course we as the con-sultants has our reputation to consider.
SMRT CEO: Choose your next words "The train system is overloaded" carefully you con-sultants", they may be your last as "our external con-sultant".

eatshitndie · Jul 11, 2015

frenchbriefs said:
what if the external consultant comes back and tells them the train system is overloaded and it will cost 5 to 10 billion for a complete overhaul?

that is nonsense as a mass rapid transit system is synonymous with overloading. that is exactly what they are designed and built for. in tokyo, overloading has been the regularity for decades, yet they run smoothly. it's not the system and load, it's the quality of people riding and running it. sinkies need to be replaced.

eatshitndie · Jul 11, 2015

if the smrt reaches the stage where it needs people-pushers, then you can claim "overloading".

halsey02 · Jul 11, 2015

laksaboy said:
Tuck Nei Lo Mo!

um hai, dieu n'ai see futt.....to the commuters!

halsey02 · Jul 11, 2015

eatshitndie said:
if the smrt reaches the stage where it needs people-pushers, then you can claim "overloading".

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Have you taken the trains at rush hours???? we don't need people pusher..it is so packed the PEOPLE PUSHED themselves in...people pushes you in..

eatshitndie · Jul 11, 2015

halsey02 said:
Have you taken the trains at rush hours???? we don't need people pusher..it is so packed the PEOPLE PUSHED themselves in...people pushes you in..

tokyo was like that in the early 80s when i first visited. passengers behind would push you in when boarding and shove you out when alighting. they go one step further by employing professional people-pushers in white gloves to shove more passengers in, after each car is already fully loaded. it's not filling up air pockets anymore between passengers. it's compressing meat. sg has not reached that stage where pushers in white gloves conduct a meat canning operation. when it happens, you may kpkb about "overloading".

zhihau · Jul 11, 2015

halsey02 said:
Have you taken the trains at rush hours???? we don't need people pusher..it is so packed the PEOPLE PUSHED themselves in...people pushes you in..

Nenekorchee... Even sardines have more dignity than the folks in the MRT!

halsey02 · Jul 11, 2015

eatshitndie said:
tokyo was like that in the early 80s when i first visited. passengers behind would push you in when boarding and shove you out when alighting. they go one step further by employing professional people-pushers in white gloves to shove more passengers in, after each car is already fully loaded. it's not filling up air pockets anymore between passengers. it's compressing meat. sg has not reached that stage where pushers in white gloves conduct a meat canning operation. when it happens, you may kpkb about "overloading".

Can't get in, get pushed in, "overloading" is overloading....I just came back from K.L. Malaysia, go there often, the rush hour trains is just as bad here....during rush hours, you get "pushed" into the monorail & LRT. Over there during rush hours, on the monorail you get the uniform personnel....pushing the people in.

Soon, we will need that....with the cushioned paddle as in Japan....the trouble is, our glorious people running the rail system...are in 'denial' that...the trains are "bursting' at the seams...especially the older NS/EW line & that in return slowing the NEL, then the circle line, the effect is spillover..

"in denial"....but get paid obscenely...the productive gauge would be to dock their salaries by certain percentage, if they cannot solve or come up with solutions by a certain amount of time...

or like their enlightened comrades says....commit harakiri publicly ( ha ha ha) ok, less gory....should publicly apologise, the minister, the CEO & the management team...." shave their head in public", or "tar & feather"...ha ha ha ha :rolleyes:

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