A new religion emerges?

winnipegjets · Mar 30, 2015

According to PAP media, more than 1.5 million sinkees came out to worship Old Fart.

According to PAP IB, millions of anti-PAP supporters have seen the light after Old Fart's death.

Amos will be let off if he agrees to be a priest in the new religion.

What will be the new religion - the worship of Lee Con Yew - be called?

chootchiew · Mar 30, 2015

winnipegjets said:
According to PAP media, more than 1.5 million sinkees came out to worship Old Fart.

According to PAP IB, millions of anti-PAP supporters have seen the light after Old Fart's death.

Amos will be let off if he agrees to be a priest in the new religion.

What will be the new religion - the worship of Lee Con Yew - be called?

new religion - Lee Ah Gong as oppose to Fa Lun Gong !

Leongsam · Mar 30, 2015

winnipegjets said:
According to PAP media, more than 1.5 million sinkees came out to worship Old Fart.

According to PAP IB, millions of anti-PAP supporters have seen the light after Old Fart's death.

Amos will be let off if he agrees to be a priest in the new religion.

What will be the new religion - the worship of Lee Con Yew - be called?

Conyuism of course.

JohnTan · Mar 30, 2015

I am a priest of Ah Gong's! Grassroots leaders are like cell group leaders. As someone senior in the people's association, I should be appointed as a youth pastor or equivalent in Ah Gong's new religion.

laksaboy · Mar 30, 2015

Our heavenly Father LKY, please give us lucky numbers. Amen. :cool:

chootchiew · Mar 30, 2015

chootchiew said:
new religion - Lee Ah Gong as oppose to Fa Lun Gong !

another suggested new religion to oppose Fa Lun Gong is Fart Lee Gong :p

god_zeus · Mar 30, 2015

[video=youtube;KjGMmjZDZFc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjGMmjZDZFc[/video]

xpo2015 · Mar 30, 2015

Would LKY rise up on the third day?

Ah Long really cannot lah!!! Hahahhaa!

LordElrond · Mar 31, 2015

xpo2015 said:
Would LKY rise up on the third day?

Ah Long really cannot lah!!! Hahahhaa!

I have a colleague who is hoping LKY will rise this Friday.

winnipegjets · Mar 31, 2015

JohnTan said:
I am a priest of Ah Gong's! Grassroots leaders are like cell group leaders. As someone senior in the people's association, I should be appointed as a youth pastor or equivalent in Ah Gong's new religion.

You will have to speak to Kong Hee and wife ...they will be the head of the temple/church of Conyewism.

tonychat · Mar 31, 2015

winnipegjets said:
According to PAP media, more than 1.5 million sinkees came out to worship Old Fart.

According to PAP IB, millions of anti-PAP supporters have seen the light after Old Fart's death.

Amos will be let off if he agrees to be a priest in the new religion.

What will be the new religion - the worship of Lee Con Yew - be called?

Like i said, they can build a fucking temple of LKY...

pray there and orgy there.

adultstem · Mar 31, 2015

JohnTan said:
I am a priest of Ah Gong's! Grassroots leaders are like cell group leaders. As someone senior in the people's association, I should be appointed as a youth pastor or equivalent in Ah Gong's new religion.

Have to call you "Father John Tan"?

adultstem · Mar 31, 2015

LordElrond said:
I have a colleague who is hoping LKY will rise this Friday.

Hoping to see a miracle. Where is Father John?

groinroot · Mar 31, 2015

Did not LKY stress that he will from his grave if something goes wrong in Singapore? You can interpret this as LKY hinting he has supranormal powers to watch over us. He ensured that we will have plenty of water, Marina Barrage, reservoirs, newwater etc. (Major religions have associated water with divinity.) Aren't these indicators of a prophet who wants his flock/followers to lead a happy life?

xpo2015 · Mar 31, 2015

Only Jesus can perform resurrection feat.

laksaboy · Mar 31, 2015

LKY is dead as a dodo. He is not going to solve the problems we face on a daily basis.

In fact, many of the current problems were LKY's handiwork.

His state funeral is over, so stop riding his dick and move on.

Narong Wongwan · Mar 31, 2015

So the prophecy of the unholy trinity of the father son and holy Goh is true! Amen.

A new religion emerges?

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