Best Eulogy by Lee Wei Ling

One occasion, while having lunch at home, Papa choked on a piece of meat. It went down his trachea and obstructed his airflow. Fortunately the SOs knew what to do. ASP Yak and Kelvin together carried out the Heimlich manoeuvre several times, but to no avail, because Pa’s abdominal muscles were very tense.

Yak then called for help over his walky-talky. Liang Chye was the only senior SO downstairs, and sensing something strange in Yak’s voice, he came running up. They formed a human chain. Liang Chye, the shortest and probably the strongest, was positioned behind Papa; the tallest, Yak, at the furthest end of the human chain; and Kelvin, the one of middle height, between the two. They coordinated their pull, and after several attempts, the piece of meat was finally ejected. By this time, Papa had already turned purple. But within seconds of the meat being dislodged, he was mentally alert.

I would like to give special thanks to Liang Chye and Kelvin, and especially ASP Yak, whose presence of mind saved Papa's life. To all the SOs who have served Papa over the years, I thank you on behalf of my family.

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Narong Wongwan said:

If old fart mati by choking I think the SOs all will be buried together....,
Now eulogy also mentioned their names....hosay liao triple promotions

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Jah_rastafar_I said:

these lee people only say say only lah. You think they never abuse their power and positions? lhy was saying on his eulogy that he told his kids not to use their grandfather's position to get ahead in life but this is of course bs. if they actually kept to their word they they wouldn't be white horses during ns or insist not to be one.

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