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Bible'Inspiring' Story: To win Saul's daughter in marriage, required 100 Foreskins

drifteri

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1 Samuel 18:25-27

25 Saul replied, “Say to David, ‘The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.’” Saul’s plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines.

26 When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king’s son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed.

27 David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

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Re: Bible'Inspiring' Story: To win Saul's daughter in marriage, required 100 Foreskin

1 Samuel 18:25-27

25 Saul replied, “Say to David, ‘The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.’” Saul’s plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines.

26 When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king’s son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed.

27 David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

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You need not worry, had you been there David would have spared your life since there was nothing left to cut. LOL!
 

drifteri

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Re: Bible'Inspiring' Story: To win Saul's daughter in marriage, required 100 Foreskin

You need not worry, had you been there David would have spared your life since there was nothing left to cut. LOL!

You wish to cut off my lanjio izt? :wink:

The bible is inspired by men. period!
 

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Re: Bible'Inspiring' Story: To win Saul's daughter in marriage, required 100 Foreskin

You wish to cut off my lanjio izt? :wink:

The bible is inspired by men. period!

LOL! Don't overrate yourself. I am not the least interested in your already potonged genitalia. Maybe the cat is. LOL!
 

drifteri

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Re: Bible'Inspiring' Story: To win Saul's daughter in marriage, required 100 Foreskin

LOL! Don't overrate yourself. I am not the least interested in your already potonged genitalia. Maybe the cat is. LOL!

Christians always rant Jesus came to establish new laws through the new testament, do you cherry pick them?

Matt 19:12 — Men are encouraged to consider making themselves castrates for the sake of the Kingdom of God.

Old story says lost weenie cannot go church.
 
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drifteri

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Re: Bible'Inspiring' Story: To win Saul's daughter in marriage, required 100 Foreskin

Bible is made belief story, the evidences are in many of it's contents. If the abrahamic God really exists, why would he demand cutting and offering of foreskin? No Christian in this forum can give a satisfactory answer.
 

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Re: Bible'Inspiring' Story: To win Saul's daughter in marriage, required 100 Foreskin

Bible is made belief story, the evidences are in many of it's contents. If the abrahamic God really exists, why would he demand cutting and offering of foreskin? No Christian in this forum can give a satisfactory answer.

Because no Christian want to answer a stupid DIVA question. DIVA so stupid not to be able to read your own post that it was Samuel, not God, who wanted the foreskins so that David can be killed by enemy. Ohshit I just answered a stupid DIVA question!!! LOL!!!
 

drifteri

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Re: Bible'Inspiring' Story: To win Saul's daughter in marriage, required 100 Foreskin

Do you know what is cut lanjiao in the context of the bible? You sounds like you don't know you delusional bible very well, are you sure bible God never want offering of foreskin.? If you have read the bible very selectively like most christians and need a non christian to point to you the fact that was discussed very recently here, scroll down and click on the link.
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Exodus 4:24-26
http://singsupplies.com/showthread....s-daughter-in-marriage-required-100-Foreskins

If you still cannot learn, then come back here again. :wink:
 
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