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What is the easiest and painless way to commit suicide in Singapore?

Froggy

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Buy a kilo or two of barbecue charcoal from 7 Eleven. Go home to your bedroom, have some beer, switch to your favourite EPL match, light up those charcoal in a metal basin or stove or whatever, close your windows and door. The beer will send you a little high, watching Rooney or Christiano.... drift off to sleep, warm sleep......... forever. When you are finally discovered, you will look good. A pink and healthy look.

Nothing can be easier, painless and clean. No chemical, no body damage, no mess. Natural.

Chocking can be uncomfortable and make one give up half way no?
 

singveld

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eatshitndie

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carbon monoxide. colorless, odorless, painless, noiseless, tasteless, free. and leave your body in a perfect sleep state of serenity. :o
 

Thick Face Black Heart

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Any idea? Painless one hor.


Carbon monoxide asphyxiation. Take a hose, divert your car exhaust into your car, turn on the engines, and close the windows.

Then you can abdicated your responsibilities and duties as a human being and insipidly depart like the coward you are.
 

dr.wailing

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Any idea? Painless one hor.
I make a deal with you first, can?

You buy a S$12 million insurance policy for yourself--I'll pay all the necessary upfront expenses--and name me as your sole beneficiary.

Only then I'll show you a painless way to commit suicide. No blood, no gore. I can even guide and help you along the way. But you must tell me in advance the date, time and place where you plan to kill yourself.

If you want your dying process to be videotaped, I can help you with that too. But charges apply. It's not free: about S$1 million. And if you want it to be uploaded to YouTube, you'll have to pay extra.
 

eErotica69

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I make a deal with you first, can?

You buy a S$12 million insurance policy for yourself--I'll pay all the necessary upfront expenses--and name me as your sole beneficiary.

Only then I'll show you a painless way to commit suicide. No blood, no gore. I can even guide and help you along the way. But you must tell me in advance the date, time and place where you plan to kill yourself.

If you want your dying process to be videotaped, I can help you with that too. But charges apply. It's not free: about S$1 million. And if you want it to be uploaded to YouTube, you'll have to pay extra.

Don't be silly, there is a one-year period suicide clause in any insurance policy.

After one year, he is either totally dead or he has changed his mind and whacking in Geylang!
 

Froggy

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You only live once, hope this video will encourage you



[video=youtube;312Sb-2PovA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=312Sb-2PovA[/video]
 

GOD IS MY DOG

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go see Exit International...........they tell you how and where to buy barbiturates.......you take it, go to sleep and wake up no more...........i'll do that in due time..........
 

Asterix

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Stay alive ... ... ...

[video=youtube;Fa9n7GirhsI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa9n7GirhsI[/video]
 
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