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Caption this: Shamu with UK Foreign Minister Hammond
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"thank you for creating botanical gardens in sg. we sinkies would have never thought of that. instead we would have razed all jungle and build more condos. and we are grateful for you angmos to introduce us to western-style clothing. it's so appropriate for this climate. otherwise, we would still walk around in our sarongs. thank you, thank you. angmos are the best!"
Hammond: I need to go naked afterwards. So damn hot here!
Hammond: "SHouldn't you be swinging from these trees, you little black man?"
haha .this is the best dialogue for the caption.
Shamu: Mr. Hammond Sir, you like coconut juice or not? I climb the tree and pluck one for you, ok?
Shamu: You know Mr. Hammond, this place reminds me of Temburong jungle in Brunei
Hammond: Really? What were you doing there?
Shamu: well, Singapore has a secret military treaty with Brunei to run our jungle warfare courses there, mah.
Shamu: Oh shit, I violated the Official Secrets Act again, didn't I?
Hammond: You are such a retard.
Hammond: Really? What were you doing there?
Shamu: well, Singapore has a secret military treaty with Brunei to run our jungle warfare courses there, mah.
Shamu: Oh shit, I violated the Official Secrets Act again, didn't I?
Hammond: You are such a retard.
Hammond: Jesus Christ! Why do you middle finger me? What wrong have I done?!
Thambi: No lah! Too used to doing it to the Stinkees! It is so embarrassing!
Hammond: But why do you hate your citizens so much?
Thambi: Aiyo! These Stinkees hor, we screw them till SG50 till die die vote for us one leh! How to see them up? *hee*hee*
Hammond: *shake head*
Thambi: No lah! Too used to doing it to the Stinkees! It is so embarrassing!
Hammond: But why do you hate your citizens so much?
Thambi: Aiyo! These Stinkees hor, we screw them till SG50 till die die vote for us one leh! How to see them up? *hee*hee*
Hammond: *shake head*
Excellent one!
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