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What do cabbies do when they badly need a toilet

entree

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Many of them pop into the HDB kopitiams to relieve themselves, have a drink and then drive off.
 

Alamakinky

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As my missing esteemed friend would say.....they would almost pee in their pants......or Oh crap. Lol lol lol lol.
 

looneytan

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JohnTan

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Excuses for sinkie cabbies to skive. Their 5 minute toilet breaks often translate into 1 hour long coffee and chitchat break, which affects national productivity. No wonder so many drivers complain that they find it hard to pay taxi rents.

The solution is to tie a rubber band around their penises. That should reduce their actual toilet breaks to just once during their shift. A PG-13 illustration is shown below.

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