It's sooooo cold.... I CAN'T BREATHE

dr.wailing · Dec 25, 2014

I'm starting to miss Sinkieland's balmy weather and it's soooo cold over here (at least for a 60-ish old chap like me.)

Well it's late afternoon over here. Wifey will decide on where to have our Xmas dinner.

On the way back to our friend's home, we met a couple of African-Americans who said they were going to plan on organizing a bigger protest march for "I CAN'T BREATHE." I might want to join in just to get the feel of being a protester. You know, protest marches, even though peaceful, are indictable offenses and BANNED in Sinkieland. (cf. the so-called protest march led by Han Hui Hui at Hong Lim Park.)

eatshitndie · Dec 25, 2014

if you're jewish, you and your wife can celebrate christmas in a chinese restaurant. :p

http://happyplace.someecards.com/ch...-thanks-jews-for-eating-chinese-on-christmas/
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/entert.../christmas-chinese-restaurant-jewish.html.csp
http://jewishbusinessnews.com/2014/...urants-and-christmas-tradition-or-stereotype/
http://www.thejewishweek.com/special-sections/literary-guides/we-eat-chinese-christmas

virus · Dec 25, 2014

Can get into the waitress s pant later?

eatshitndie · Dec 25, 2014

virus said:
Can get into the waitress s pant later?

chinese waitresses in american chinese restaurants are overworked, underpaid, and are totally shagged way past closing time. you'll be lying down next to a dead fish. :p

butoh6050 · Dec 25, 2014

eatshitndie said:
.... and are totally shagged way past closing time. :p

Shagged means fucked in english lingo from london.
Remember the movie "The spy who shagged me" and singapore wanted to change it to "The spy who shioked me" because someone found it offensive.

dr.wailing · Dec 26, 2014

After chatting with some white Americans in my friend's neighborhood, I realized there is a deep divide between them and African-Americans. The US of A is heading for more such racial divides in a generation's time when children of predominantly Muslim refugees of the Middle East and Africa become adults.

dr.wailing · Dec 26, 2014

virus said:
Can get into the waitress s pant later?

I'm NEVER REALLY out of my wife's sight. I should know that 'cos we've been married for 40 years. Go figure.

dr.wailing · Dec 26, 2014

eatshitndie said:
if you're jewish, you and your wife can celebrate christmas in a chinese restaurant. :p

I'm not really religious. I can be Jewish, Christian, Muslim, Baha'i, New Age, Buddhist all at the same time :smile:

Back to your point: suppose I am Jewish but my wife won't convert to Judaism. What shall I do?

dr.wailing · Dec 26, 2014

The Met says there will be more wintery conditions heading this way. Am thinking of going to some stores to get something warmer. Hope there will be steep discounts offered by stores the day of Xmas.

JOKERCHEW · Dec 26, 2014

It is also cold here in sinkieland. Cold for a 60+ me. Raining every day. Also due to rheumatism and arthritis. Taking Ibuprofen twice a day. Legs are wobbly. Varicose veins added to my misery.

eatshitndie · Dec 26, 2014

PinkShirtNoHeart said:
I'm not really religious. I can be Jewish, Christian, Muslim, Baha'i, New Age, Buddhist all at the same time Back to your point: suppose I am Jewish but my wife won't convert to Judaism. What shall I do?

as they say in yiddish....."schtick jor circumcised manhood into her."

dr.wailing · Dec 27, 2014

JOKERCHEW said:
It is also cold here in sinkieland.

What's the temperature like? 10 to 12 degrees Celsius?

At 14 degrees Celsius or above, I'm able to wear T-shirts with short sleeves comfortably. Between 10 and 13 degrees, I'll need to wear long sleeved shirts.

My definition of cold weather is 10 degrees and below, which is winter. I'll need to wear thermal underwear under such

JOKERCHEW said:
Taking Ibuprofen twice a day.

You do know the dangers of ingesting ibuprofen long term?

dr.wailing · Dec 27, 2014

While my wife and I were out shopping a few hours ago, we met an African-American couple who have been out of work for almost three years. After I told them there was almost zero unemployment rate in Sinkieland--according to Leegime anyways--they expressed a desire to go to Sinkieland to live and work. I cautioned them that LKY, his beloved son LHL and his ministars are all racist pigs and don't really favor people of African descent to settle in Sinkieland. Moreover Sinkies of Chinese descent, who form the majority of the total population, are 100% racist. They call Indian Sinkies "Ah Nehs" and Malay Sinkies "Minahs".

I advised them to set up a recruitment agency to hire white and/or Asian Americans preferably of Chinese/Korean/Japanese descent to relocate and work in Sinkieland. I believe I gave good advice. What do you think?

dr.wailing · Dec 29, 2014

Just over two hours ago my wife and I got to know a couple from Scotland. Like us, they were touring the US of A.

We sat down for a coffee and soon my Scottish friends were curious about Sinkieland.

This is what I told them:

1. Sinkapore is a city-state of about 700 sq. kilometers. It aims to cram as many as 10 million inhabitants into the tiny island.

2. About 60% of Sinkies believe that LKY to be the founding father of Sinkieland. They cannot accept the fact that an ang-mo is the real founder.

3. This 60% also believe that LKY does not drink margaritas (because the latter are gay). He does not have a butthole, that is, he does not pee or poop like the rest of us. Lastly LKY can talk to dolphins.

looneytan · Dec 29, 2014

PinkShirtNoHeart said:
Am thinking of going to some stores to get something warmer. Hope there will be steep discounts offered by stores the day of Xmas.

at my store we give steep discount for winter wear during summer

zhihau · Dec 29, 2014

PinkShirtNoHeart said:
This 60% also believe that LKY does not drink margaritas (because the latter are gay). He does not have a butthole, that is, he does not pee or poop like the rest of us. Lastly LKY can talk to dolphins.

Did your friends have a good laugh? :biggrin:

wikiphile · Dec 29, 2014

PinkShirtNoHeart said:
Just over two hours ago my wife and I got to know a couple from Scotland. Like us, they were touring the US of A.

We sat down for a coffee and soon my Scottish friends were curious about Sinkieland.

This is what I told them:

1. Sinkapore is a city-state of about 700 sq. kilometers. It aims to cram as many as 10 million inhabitants into the tiny island.

2. About 60% of Sinkies believe that LKY to be the founding father of Sinkieland. They cannot accept the fact that an ang-mo is the real founder.

3. This 60% also believe that LKY does not drink margaritas (because the latter are gay). He does not have a butthole, that is, he does not pee or poop like the rest of us. Lastly LKY can talk to dolphins.

Wait what? He can talk to Dolphins?!

winnipegjets · Dec 29, 2014

eatshitndie said:
if you're jewish, you and your wife can celebrate christmas in a chinese restaurant. :p

http://happyplace.someecards.com/ch...-thanks-jews-for-eating-chinese-on-christmas/
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/entert.../christmas-chinese-restaurant-jewish.html.csp
http://jewishbusinessnews.com/2014/...urants-and-christmas-tradition-or-stereotype/
http://www.thejewishweek.com/special-sections/literary-guides/we-eat-chinese-christmas

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Can eat pork or not? Kosher Chinese restaurant?

eatshitndie · Dec 29, 2014

winnipegjets said:
Can eat pork or not? Kosher Chinese restaurant?

if there is halal pork, there is kosher pork, according to alibaba. :p

jokes aside, religious jews in nyc refrain from ordering pork dishes, although most ignore cooks in the kitchen handling pork and using pork fat as oil for non-pork dishes. if you have dined with jews in a chinese restaurant, your choices will be limited to general tso's chicken, broccoli beef, cashew chicken, mongolian beef, peking duck, tofu hot and sour soup, lemon chicken, vege lettuce wrap, mushu lamb, and sweet and sour fish. much of the menu at pf chang's and panda express will fit the american jews' diet.

Agoraphobic · Dec 29, 2014

You should try ice-fishing in Jan/Feb when the lakes freeze over and people drive their pickup trucks on the lake at minus thirty celcius. It's no longer that cold when you can't feel you have fingers or toes!

Cheers!

PinkShirtNoHeart said:
I'm starting to miss Sinkieland's balmy weather and it's soooo cold over here (at least for a 60-ish old chap like me.)..................)

It's sooooo cold.... I CAN'T BREATHE

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