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Neat, another classical case! Does yours go "Fttpfptpfptptppoot" or "Poootftptfptpfptpttffp"?
I'm a simple guy and my statements (both oral and anal orifices) are short, brief, and terse. If I have wet fart, it's just a short squirt (ffffrtzz), then I know I'm in trouble and look for another underwear. Can't go walking around with a wet jam in my arse. Hopefully I'm close to home if it occurs.
Talking about farts, I'm not embarassed for emitting gaseous products. Its a natural thing, but since the public are quite put off, I prefer emitting the SBD (Silent But Deadly) kind, most effective in small confined areas like elevators. At least nobody can point a finger at me.
Cheers!
Talking about farts, I'm not embarassed for emitting gaseous products. Its a natural thing, but since the public are quite put off, I prefer emitting the SBD (Silent But Deadly) kind, most effective in small confined areas like elevators. At least nobody can point a finger at me.
Cheers!
Ah, now that you've mentioned, some folks pointed out that farts are usually either silent killers or a loud embarassment. Have you encountered those loud killer farts before?
Notably, our arse hole is usually sensitive enough to tell if its entrance is packed with gas and/or solids/liquid and we're pretty much in control whether to fart or not, or until the pressure passes the threshold and we just let loose the cannon involuntarily at times...
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By the way, that new President of Law SUCKSaity is a Farter too, regardless whether his mom is Thio Su Mien or Li Chow Mien.
Focus on disciplining errrant lawyers? No higher aims? Like raising awareness amongst the public of their constitutional rights including but not limited to freedom of speech, right of assembly, et cetera. What the Fart!
[video=youtube;qT22F7Iz-kA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT22F7Iz-kA[/video]
By the way, that new President of Law SUCKSaity is a Farter too, regardless whether his mom is Thio Su Mien or Li Chow Mien.
Focus on disciplining errrant lawyers? No higher aims? Like raising awareness amongst the public of their constitutional rights including but not limited to freedom of speech, right of assembly, et cetera. What the Fart!
[video=youtube;qT22F7Iz-kA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT22F7Iz-kA[/video]
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Paiseh lah, I'm not privy to those information leh, how to write exposè like that?
I must admit that I am just an ordinary bloke and never paid much attention to perfecting, or even improving the art of farting, and thus never monitored me farts. I do remember my class monitor in Primary 6 was an expert "fart catcher." He'd capture a substantial amount of the gaseous flue from his anal discharge, clasp it in his fist, and release the contents in front of one's nasal cavities who might be standing a convenient distance closeby. Our classmates who witnessed the act were amused and delighted by this action, but no one could do it like him. I don't know if he passed on this skill to anyone, last I heard he became a naval officer. Nice bloke.
Cheers!
Cheers!
Truth be told, I usually hold my fart before I let it loose where there are less folks around, partly due to the fact that my farts are normally loud but those non-lethal sort. Perhaps that made me a little more conscious to the fact that our arseholes are able to detect the composition of the material that is about to pass through :o:o:o
You can tell me, I can ups you and comfort you too if you don't like ups.
isn't it easier to go commando?
Something I noticed, we can pee and shit at the same time :o:o:o
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