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Gay Loong invite Joko to Istana for tarpau Nasi Lemak and Roti Prata

Batok Seri

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Bloody Straits Times non stop bullshit. Hawker nasi lemak and roti prata also describe as "sumptuous".

Sumptuous means lavish, luxurious, opulent.
 

Papsmearer

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Joko will serve LHL streetside Bakso.

Yep, in that case for sure will lau sai in SQ First class on the way back. Better get his dead mother's SQ 747 with the full medical facility on standby to pump his stomach on the way back.
 

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Bloody Straits Times non stop bullshit. Hawker nasi lemak and roti prata also describe as "sumptuous".

Sumptuous means lavish, luxurious, opulent.

Served in Istana is sumptuous lah. Served in Adam Road Food Centre is ghetto lah.
 

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One Nasi Lemak from Selera rasa - $2.50
One roti prata from Madras New Woodlands - $1.50
One look on Joko's face after realizing how fucking cheap his hosts are - Priceless
 

laksaboy

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One Nasi Lemak from Selera rasa - $2.50
One roti prata from Madras New Woodlands - $1.50
One look on Joko first after realizing how fucking cheap his hosts are - Priceless

The kicker is that Joko could probably get the same food, tastier and cheaper, back in Indonesia. :biggrin:
 

Batok Seri

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Served in Istana is sumptuous lah. Served in Adam Road Food Centre is ghetto lah.

Then LHL should go all the way. Both men change into sarong, get rid of the servers, go to one of the garden pavilion lay down straw mat, sit on the floor and eat with fingers. Get the Police band to perform a couple of Metallica numbers.

Jokowi will be truly wowed.
 

SunHo

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Ho Ching should cook to show sincerity.
Setting a bad example as Mother of Singapore.
 
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