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I Farted in the Lift Just Now...
- Thread starter AhMeng
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My sibling Farti Ahmad can fart at will.
yesterday bols ... 2day fart ... 2molo wat? ...
He no need to force , it comes naturally.
i hope his fart doesnt stain his pants when he apply to much strength
Hahahaha....
there was one time I did that to a girl she cried and shouted "I did not fart, it was not me" ... so I replied "I did not say you fart, what"
Was going to meet some clients at their building in MBFC just now...
Went there...clear their rubbish security and make myself to the lift...
Inside the damn crowded lift...had this uncontrollable urge to fart...so i held my breath...alas....lift too many stops but luckily i managed to make the fart soundless .... phew....
wtf... next thing i know...i could smell the fart...so act blur loh...
i see some put their hands over the nose...so i pretend as well...hehehehe.....
Did u say 'excuse me and sorry after that?
Did u say 'excuse me and sorry after that?
never lah... just pretend not me lor...say sorry and excuse me sure kena cold stares from the aunties in the lift...
Of course in a crowded lift lah! Or a crowded bus. mrt train. If one farts in a deserted place and no one is there to sniff and appreciate the aroma, its wasted gas. You stupid or what?
Cheers!
Cheers!
This is nothing. I farted on the plane. Must be the curry I ate. Not once not twice nor thrice but at least one every 10 minutes for like 2 hours.
I can see the couple on the opposite aisle, the man cannot tahan and the beautiful Korean wife or girlfriend start to giggle. I wanted to burst out in laughter, but have to control myself.
I will have a LONG life. Someone post article in SBF that said study shows that those who fart a lot will live to at least 90. Unless the study miss out something, like you have to work for the Kempeitei as a "translator". Bwahahahahaha!
I can see the couple on the opposite aisle, the man cannot tahan and the beautiful Korean wife or girlfriend start to giggle. I wanted to burst out in laughter, but have to control myself.
I will have a LONG life. Someone post article in SBF that said study shows that those who fart a lot will live to at least 90. Unless the study miss out something, like you have to work for the Kempeitei as a "translator". Bwahahahahaha!
Was going to meet some clients at their building in MBFC just now...
Went there...clear their rubbish security and make myself to the lift...
Inside the damn crowded lift...had this uncontrollable urge to fart...so i held my breath...alas....lift too many stops but luckily i managed to make the fart soundless .... phew....
wtf... next thing i know...i could smell the fart...so act blur loh...
i see some put their hands over the nose...so i pretend as well...hehehehe.....
Who gives a fuck...
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