Hello, old uncle I heard only children heads they want old cock they don't want!
Have you heard drink pig urine can cure diabetic?
put red date in the virgin hole over night and eat it the next day give you more oomph power?
before fucking beat the hole and it will get very tight?
if you fucked and don't pay the whore will use her finger nail scratch your cock, your dick will get rotten beyond cure?
This one is real and I saw it with my own eyes, the story go like this. My neighbor boy love the my neighbor girl but the parent disapproved and ask the girl to marry the other neighbor boy because of his good conduct and has a decent job. after long struggle she gives in to the parent request to marry the good conduct boy, but on the night of the marry dinner she run away with the formal boy, rumour said the boy give her "gong toa" oil so she ran away with him and that happened in year 1956. Poor parent have to pay back all the dinning costs. Few years later she came back with the husband with 2 kids and from there on the couple quarrel after quarrel non stop, when the parent asked why she chose to marry him, her shocking replied "I don't know".
When i was young...i always hear headhunter stories about heads needed to build bridges...so at nite cannot go out cos your head may get chop and buried at bridges under construction.
anyone got similar stories to share boh?