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I'm looking for this type of job - Where can I find it?

dr.wailing

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I've been looking for this type of job for the past 40 years....I don't mind relocating abroad if I'm able to get my ideal job.

Here's what I look for in the job:

- get to travel overseas at least 10 times a year on company's expense. First-class air travel
- my subordinates must be top graduates of world famous universities
- lots of opportunity to wayang
- if I'm unable to solve problems at work, my bosses must come up with solutions for me so that I can move forward
- I can't be fired by my company; only during the 5-year performance appraisal can I be chucked out
- at least S$1.5 million in annual salary + group performance bonus + medical benefits + 50cent bandung
 

spotter542

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I've been looking for this type of job for the past 40 years....I don't mind relocating abroad if I'm able to get my ideal job.

Here's what I look for in the job:

- get to travel overseas at least 10 times a year on company's expense. First-class air travel
- my subordinates must be top graduates of world famous universities
- lots of opportunity to wayang
- if I'm unable to solve problems at work, my bosses must come up with solutions for me so that I can move forward
- I can't be fired by my company; only during the 5-year performance appraisal can I be chucked out
- at least S$1.5 million in annual salary + group performance bonus + medical benefits + 50cent bandung


Go interview at 38 Oxley Road , be quick , window may close at any time :biggrin:
 

eErotica69

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I've been looking for this type of job for the past 40 years....I don't mind relocating abroad if I'm able to get my ideal job.

Here's what I look for in the job:

- get to travel overseas at least 10 times a year on company's expense. First-class air travel
- my subordinates must be top graduates of world famous universities
- lots of opportunity to wayang
- if I'm unable to solve problems at work, my bosses must come up with solutions for me so that I can move forward
- I can't be fired by my company; only during the 5-year performance appraisal can I be chucked out
- at least S$1.5 million in annual salary + group performance bonus + medical benefits + 50cent bandung

you want this job, but whether you are qualified or not, that is another matter.
 

methink

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My friend who has just graduated is looking for a job. He has a bachelors degree in chemical engineering and holds a masters in gas management. Any decent job will do, even level entry ones.

He needs the experience. Btw he is a Nigerian.
 

vnhhinjb

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I've been looking for this type of job for the past 40 years....I don't mind relocating abroad if I'm able to get my ideal job.

Here's what I look for in the job:

- get to travel overseas at least 10 times a year on company's expense. First-class air travel
- my subordinates must be top graduates of world famous universities
- lots of opportunity to wayang
- if I'm unable to solve problems at work, my bosses must come up with solutions for me so that I can move forward
- I can't be fired by my company; only during the 5-year performance appraisal can I be chucked out
- at least S$1.5 million in annual salary + group performance bonus + medical benefits + 50cent bandung

Line up behind me and 1 million other sinkies.
 

virus

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My friend who has just graduated is looking for a job. He has a bachelors degree in chemical engineering and holds a masters in gas management. Any decent job will do, even level entry ones.

He needs the experience. Btw he is a Nigerian.

why? his previous boss is boko haram?
 

tingtze

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You have the gall to list these request, why don't you have the gall to ask for it during the job interview, you never know, they may offer them to you.
 

goldenmonkey

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My friend who has just graduated is looking for a job. He has a bachelors degree in chemical engineering and holds a masters in gas management. Any decent job will do, even level entry ones.

He needs the experience. Btw he is a Nigerian.

Your friend should really not waste his time here, kindly as him to return home and I am sure there is a prince or bank officer looking to transfer an otherwise-difficult-to-get sum of money. The amount is normally enough to feed him and his six generations.
 

winnipegjets

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I've been looking for this type of job for the past 40 years....I don't mind relocating abroad if I'm able to get my ideal job.

Here's what I look for in the job:

- get to travel overseas at least 10 times a year on company's expense. First-class air travel
- my subordinates must be top graduates of world famous universities
- lots of opportunity to wayang
- if I'm unable to solve problems at work, my bosses must come up with solutions for me so that I can move forward
- I can't be fired by my company; only during the 5-year performance appraisal can I be chucked out
- at least S$1.5 million in annual salary + group performance bonus + medical benefits + 50cent bandung

You forgot ...$1 million pension.
 

winnipegjets

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Asset
I've been looking for this type of job for the past 40 years....I don't mind relocating abroad if I'm able to get my ideal job.

Here's what I look for in the job:

- get to travel overseas at least 10 times a year on company's expense. First-class air travel
- my subordinates must be top graduates of world famous universities
- lots of opportunity to wayang
- if I'm unable to solve problems at work, my bosses must come up with solutions for me so that I can move forward
- I can't be fired by my company; only during the 5-year performance appraisal can I be chucked out
- at least S$1.5 million in annual salary + group performance bonus + medical benefits + 50cent bandung

Those currently holding these jobs are known as $68-milllion men.
 

po2wq

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Asset
I'm looking for this type of job - Where can I find it? ...
1st, u muz retreat 2 ze dip mountains n seek out a sage n beg him 2 teach u ze masterstrokes 2 slay dragons ...

once u haf master it, u go slay dragon ... after dat, all dat u r rooking 4 wil fall in automatically ...
 

methink

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why? his previous boss is boko haram?

He is just as afraid of the BH. Would prefer not to go back to Nigeria but his student visa is expiring next month. With no experience, it is impossible to get a job!

Customer service, anything. Anyone knows any jobs available?
 

Semaj2357

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Asset
He is just as afraid of the BH. Would prefer not to go back to Nigeria but his student visa is expiring next month. With no experience, it is impossible to get a job!

Customer service, anything. Anyone knows any jobs available?

ask him to network with the other successful ones at the coffee-shop next to mustafa carpark along the main road.
if he's lucky, he might even get laid - jumbo!
 

bigboss

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ask him to network with the other successful ones at the coffee-shop next to mustafa carpark along the main road.
if he's lucky, he might even get laid - jumbo!

ya, there are many illegals working in that area, paid by the hour, no work experience needed, just wash dishes or serving foods. MOM never come, ICA never check, safe to work without work permit.
 
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