wise words from a 7-11 auntie

krafty · Oct 7, 2014

i always patronise the 7-11 near my flat and got to know this auntie cashier. she knew i was contemplating to go down under. she wondered why and she told me s'pore is a nice place. the best part is she asked me not to voice against pap, must know where i stand and dun get into trouble. so after hearing this, i decided to be a monk...:o :biggrin:

imagery · Oct 7, 2014

krafty said:
i always patronise the 7-11 near my flat and got to know this auntie cashier. she knew i was contemplating to go down under. she wondered why and she told me s'pore is a nice place. the best part is she asked me not to voice against pap, must know where i stand and dun get into trouble. so after hearing this, i decided to be a monk...:o

I thought you wanted to go down under on the 7-11 auntie and then saw what was there and decided after that to be a monk.

krafty · Oct 7, 2014

i dun quite understand what you say...

imagery said:
I thought you wanted to go down under on the 7-11 auntie and then saw what was there and decided after that to be a monk.

po2wq · Oct 7, 2014

krafty said:
... she knew i was contemplating to go down under ...

aiyah ... no wait liao! ... u juz go down under her la ...

shittypore · Oct 7, 2014

po2wq said:
aiyah ... no wait liao! ... u juz go down under her la ...

Now he wants to go to bush land.

krafty · Oct 7, 2014

the problem here in this forum is that many are ex-singaporeans and they may feel jealous of the singapore progress, i am here in s'pore and if i continue to do rambo, i will be the one who suffer not those who are instigating arsoning to the mighty pap.

Semaj2357 · Oct 7, 2014

krafty said:
i dun quite understand what you say...

it's a French-kiss down under, similar to inhaling a hose before you draw out the diesel from the taxi :wink:

krafty · Oct 7, 2014

as for what happened to me in the past, from lao goh to lao lee, i decided to chuck it away cos' it's very taxing to be angry with their cronies. next time, when i meet a crony, i either pretend to be another cock sucking por lumpar crony just to go with the flow or i beat a shit out of them. :cool:

sochi2014 · Oct 7, 2014

Or you can be the third person.

Ambivalent Singaporean! That is what monk usually does!! HEE!

Sinkie · Oct 7, 2014

So many on facebook and yahoo are voicing their complaints against the shortcomings and shortfalls of the govt.
Only the blind and the deaf refuse to see it coming. It is written on the wall.

Cestbon · Oct 7, 2014

krafty said:
i always patronise the 7-11 near my flat and got to know this auntie cashier. she knew i was contemplating to go down under. she wondered why and she told me s'pore is a nice place. the best part is she asked me not to voice against pap, must know where i stand and dun get into trouble. so after hearing this, i decided to be a monk...:o

We dont understand what the fuck u talking about!
Why dont u share the whole conversation!

bigboss · Oct 7, 2014

krafty said:
.....she asked me not to voice against pap, must know where i stand and dun get into trouble. so after hearing this, i decided to be a monk..

This aunties is typically one of the 60% who voted for paps in GE 2011, the type who went around telling people the vote is not secret and the paps would punish those who voted for oppo parties. You should have shown her your 2 big balls and told her to live in a cave.

krafty · Oct 7, 2014

there is this auntie working at a 7-11 near my place, i always kajiao her and we became friends. then, she knew i was away in down under for many times but always came back(cos' my iron balls not solid hard enough to ask for asylum). she told me not to voice against pap cos' i must know where i stand. so now do you understand, you retard... :rolleyes:

Cestbon said:
We dont understand what the fuck u talking about!
Why dont u share the whole conversation!

bigboss · Oct 7, 2014

krafty said:
there is this auntie working at a 7-11 near my place, i always kajiao her and we became friends. then, she knew i was away in down under for many times but always came back(cos' my iron balls not solid hard enough to ask for asylum). she told me not to voice against pap cos' i must know where i stand. so now do you understand, you retard...

Use the word Australia when you said "down under" because the lunatics in this forum thought you wanted to go down under the auntie.... :smile:

parrardee · Oct 7, 2014

To have a good time in this forum you have to be a lunatic anyway.

Ralders · Oct 7, 2014

krafty said:
i always patronise the 7-11 near my flat and got to know this auntie cashier. she knew i was contemplating to go down under. she wondered why and she told me s'pore is a nice place. the best part is she asked me not to voice against pap, must know where i stand and dun get into trouble. so after hearing this, i decided to be a monk...:o

That auntie is a foreign shit from malaysia.
she want u to be at pap n cronies mercy.
tomorrow go back n pee at her.to show u r a man.

krafty · Oct 7, 2014

no, she is sinkie...:o

Ralders said:
That auntie is a foreign shit from malaysia.
she want u to be at pap n cronies mercy.
tomorrow go back n pee at her.to show u r a man.

Ralders · Oct 7, 2014

krafty said:
no, she is sinkie...:o

Then all the more u should fuck her.to wake her up.
NOW go back 7/11 n pee n pang sai at her.

krafty · Oct 7, 2014

yes...sir! your command is my wish...:o

Ralders said:
Then all the more u should fuck her.to wake her up.
NOW go back 7/11 n pee n pang sai at her.

parrardee · Oct 7, 2014

Sir, can I watch while you do?

krafty said:
yes...sir! your command is my wish...:o

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